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I Apologize.
Monday, June 16th, 2003Here I thought I’d I’d be reading up on the latest CD reviews.
I then did a search on “Jonah Falcon,” hoping to find a link to the RS piece that I could pass on to you, since it’s hard to find from the RS site. That’s when I found this. Go ahead. Click it. You know you’re curious.
(Warning: Not for the feint of heart, the easily offended, anyone under the age of 25, over the age of 60, or any women under 5 feet, 5 inches in height.)
If you don’t mind, I think I’ll take my decidedly average self into closed room now, and commence sobbing hysterically.
How could you get any satisfaction. Part of what feels good is going as deep as possible. You could only go about half way. It is sort of a mixed blessing. Yes, woman adore his member, but he’ll never experience being deep throated. Think about it next time you are with a woman. Could she swallow your entire forearm?
And yes, I’m a big sissy and posted anonymous. All I will say about myself is that I am slightly above average, but that it is proportional to my 6′4″ frame. I’m a little jealous, but glad I’m not him.
Radley,
Remember how you said that under certain circumstances, you had the ability to delete comments…..
…. no offense intended, Mr.X.
Yeah, um, yeah.
1. He is greatly exagerated. Dont ask how I know, but he has been somewhat infamous in NYC and online for several years now. He has been on Howard Stern on E! and HBO documentary “Private Dicks”
2. Also. the guy has gaiined a lot of weight, is now fat and lives with his mommy.
3. Those who know say that Jonah is a complete dick. As a person he has nothing going for him at all other than his endowment.
It is much better to be a great person of average size than a Jonah Flacon type. I would much rather be average ( of course, I am above average) than be this guy.
He wears white spandex to Yankees games just so people notice his junk.
Also, I dont think he really gets chicks if you know what I mean ( insert the standard “not that there’s anything wrong with that” here)
People don’t use the word “junk” in this context nearly enough.
I would think anything above 7 inches would be painful.
I don’t think that reminding us that your junk is, “of course” larger than average is relevant.
hi fellas…
nice to see you guys all talkin bout me
your all jealous, i know
i might just enjoy the company of my
endowment while you lot sit there
wishing what could have been!
for your curiosity, i can actually
suck it myself
Hey I wouldn’t mind having one like that myself, I’m average and I do admit I’m jealous
That was NOT ME. Obviously, since the moron doesn’t even know how to spell my first name — I NEVER call myself “John” (and if I shortened it, I’d go by “Jon” anyway. LOL
Will you send pics of your dick flacid and erect