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Sunday, March 16th, 2003Forget Disney. Dog parks are the happiest places on earth. The pup and I made our second trip to the local park this afternoon. Forty-some-odd dogs — chasing, sniffing, licking, tangling, mounting, yapping, growling, and — mostly — defecating.
On the way to the park I saw what might be the most talented dog who ever lived. He stopped to urinate on a lamp post and — while he had his leg raised high and was poised to urinate — he began defecating! He then began to simutaneously evacuate both his badder and his colon.
I passed my complements on to his owner.
Today’s star of the dog park, however, was “Togo,” a deliriously happy dalmation with….three legs. The plucky little guy hopped all over the park, attempting to mount whatever bitch would sit still for him. Of course, since he couldn’t brace himself on either shoulder (he was missing a front leg), he’d invariably fall off. He was so inept, in fact, that his owner didn’t even bother to pull him off once he began romancing his chosen paramour. Everybody just sorta’ new old Togo would fall off before he could ge the job done.
Togo also had a tongue as long as my lower arm, and because each step for him was a hop, and because he refused to keep his tongue in his mouth, the soggy, dangly thing would flop from side to side with each hop like a wet pink sock, alternately slapping him in either ear.
I couldn’t decide if I was happy for him, or sad.
It is impossible to leave a dog park in a bad mood.
We take our dogs to the greatest dog park around (in a suburb of Chicago), which has two big lakes for the dogs to swim in and wide open spaces around the lakes for them to roam and sniff.
The thing I like about dog parks is that, as the dogs socialize with their peers, typically the owners learn only the names of the other dogs. I have introduced Daisy and Pickle to a whole bunch of people, but never introduced myself. It’s like an unwritten dog park rule.
You are right that it is impossible to leave a dog park in a bad mood. (Although, when the dogs decide to wait until they are inside the car to shake themselves off, that can do the trick).
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