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Monday, February 3rd, 2003

So by some unspeakable stroke of horrible, horrible luck, I was told by my roommate today that our landlord would like to take our apartment for himself. We’ve been asked to move out by March.

That would be my new apartment. That would be the apartment that I just moved into three fucking days ago, the apartment into which I just yesterday unpacked the last load of my stuff.

Is there a God of rental properties? And have I done something to anger Him?

I give up.

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15 Responses to “Pbbbfffffttttt……”

  1. #1 |  spudvol |  February 3rd, 2003 at 10:10 pm

    See! The space shuttle incident was a sign from god.

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  2. #2 |  julian |  February 3rd, 2003 at 10:43 pm

    God is telling you to get the fuck out of Virginia and come live in the district like a civilized person.

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  3. #3 |  Paul |  February 3rd, 2003 at 10:47 pm

    I knew it wasn’t just my imagination - this post shrank… Maybe they should change the name to re-movable type…

    This time, I say let your monkey butler do the moving for you…

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  4. #4 |  Arthur Silber |  February 4th, 2003 at 5:07 am

    Jeez. But Radley, honestly, don’t you understand that the essence of life is SUFFERING????
    ‘Kay, ’nuff of that. Truly sorry, this sucks, big time.
    But, despite all the believers in “signs,” the one sign *I* believe is the bumper sticker: SHIT HAPPENS.
    Period.
    No metaphysical significance.
    Really, really sorry. Find some asshole, and punch him out. When there aren’t any cops around.
    End of my profound advice.
    Take good care.

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  5. #5 |  PJ Doland |  February 4th, 2003 at 9:23 am

    God is *not* telling you to “get the fuck out of Virginia.” God is telling you to get a LEASE next time.

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  6. #6 |  Michael M |  February 4th, 2003 at 9:26 am

    Radley, just in case you’re in a litigious mood….If you’re under contract with the landlord, check the lease language to see if this isn’t, in fact, a breach of contract.

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  7. #7 |  fangsign |  February 4th, 2003 at 10:46 am

    Who in the world would want to live in DC? This is a town that elected a drug addict for it’s mayor. What a great win for majority rule! I could care less if a person is doing drugs because for the most part it doesn’t infringe upon my liberty. BUT…when that person is in charge of the local police force (you know, the guys with the guns) that’s a completely different ball game.

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  8. #8 |  qmony |  February 4th, 2003 at 1:53 pm

    Dude, that sucks. My advice would be: Get the hell off the East coast and move to Newport Beach, its beautiful here behind the Orange Curtain.

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  9. #9 |  Andrew |  February 4th, 2003 at 2:01 pm

    Must be in league with the British Civil Service. They can teach lessons on how to make you life hell :(

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    I said it before, and will say it again, San Francisco has alot to offer :)

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    Think of it as moving practice
    :)

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