Blueberry the Clown on Stranger Danger (Like…Beware of Clowns Who Make Stranger-Danger Videos?)

Sunday, August 26th, 2012

Hi Folks — Lenore from Free-Range Kids with a video that just defies description: Two minutes of a blue-haired, baby-tawking clown who warns children all about stranger danger, right down to that nature-damning bit of advice, “Never go in the woods!” Seconds after kids take heed and turn tail, who should slip out from behind a tree but a dumpy, middle-aged woman in sunglasses? They’re everywhere, preying on your kids!

Hey, I agree that you should teach your kids never to get in a car with a stranger. But there has to be some less nauseating way to get that message across. I guess if your kids are not easily frightened by blue-haired clowns with “fun” lisps and zero acting skills (other than an amazing ability to creep viewers out), this is the Stranger Danger video for you! - L.

 

 

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10 Responses to “Blueberry the Clown on Stranger Danger (Like…Beware of Clowns Who Make Stranger-Danger Videos?)”

  1. #1 |  John David Galt | 

    Nothing personal, but I’ll support the “right” of kids to play in the street when the brats who think its hilarious to break my front porch light again and again by bouncing balls off it are forced to pay up. (As the law stands, I can’t touch them and the law won’t bother.)

  2. #2 |  C. S. P. Schofield | 

    John David Galt,

    If you know whose children they are, sue their parents in small claims court; that’s what it’s there for.

    I say this assuming that you have already tried talking to the parents and that got you nowhere.

    General Observation;

    Why do I suspect that the kind of people who obsess about child molestation are awfully close to being molesters themselves, hence the creepy nature of their efforts to ‘warn’ children?

  3. #3 |  MacK | 

    Looked like the woman in the woods was the mother at the end of the video.

    I can still remember my first trip with Molesto The Clown. We had a great time camping, and playing all those fun frolicking naked swim games.

  4. #4 |  EBL | 

    If your kids learn to hate all clowns, you have done your job well.

  5. #5 |  croaker | 

    Can’t sleep…Clowns will eat me…

  6. #6 |  Juice | 

    I do kinda want to know what that background music was.

  7. #7 |  Aresen | 

    Time for the oldie-but-goodie:

    A little boy and a clown were walking through the woods at night.

    “I’m scared.” said the little boy.

    “You’re scared?” said the clown. “I’m the one who’s got to walk home alone!”

  8. #8 |  ClubMedSux | 

    Nothing personal, but I’ll support the “right” of kids to play in the street when the brats who think its hilarious to break my front porch light again and again by bouncing balls off it are forced to pay up.

    Suggesting that ALL kids should be banned from playing in public because somebody broke your front porch light… Isn’t that as personal as it gets?

  9. #9 |  demize! | 

    #1 Go Galt! 2) all clowns are pedophiles. #fact

  10. #10 |  John David Galt | 

    @C.S.P.S.: If it were possible to identify the kids, the problem wouldn’t exist.

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