Comments on: So. It Has Come To This.

By: khaboh

khaboh — Wed, 25 Jul 2012 03:52:16 +0000

I just had an annoying experience in hospital with a “drink” called “Golytely” – easy enough to figure out without details. I’m loading a Coke bottle with it if I ever fly again. -IF-

By: mojo

mojo — Mon, 09 Jul 2012 17:17:57 +0000

“Say ‘what?’ AGAIN, Citizen! I dare you!”

By: SayUncle » TSA Stuff

SayUncle » TSA Stuff — Mon, 09 Jul 2012 12:04:38 +0000

[...] Taking beverages at the gate. And a funny read. [...]

By: Tam

Tam — Sun, 08 Jul 2012 18:57:45 +0000

Oh, Patrick, you are the wind beneath my wings.

By: Z

Sun, 08 Jul 2012 18:38:29 +0000

Bosco(H), I am the yoghurt’s father.

By: the innominate one

the innominate one — Sat, 07 Jul 2012 21:22:45 +0000

*high fives Patrick*

By: (B)oscoH, Yogurt Eater

(B)oscoH, Yogurt Eater — Sat, 07 Jul 2012 17:19:04 +0000

No worries for me. No TSA agent will come over and jack my yogurt. TSA Agent Kaffee: I want the yogurt! Me: You can't handle the yogurt. Son, we live in a world with few balls, and those balls have to be grown by men who eat yogurt. Who's gonna do it? You?

By: Jeff

Jeff — Sat, 07 Jul 2012 15:12:43 +0000

If terrorists created some chatter on the movieLive Wire, in which humans drink a beverage that turns them into time bombs, would the TSA stop letting anyone board a plane?

By: Xenocles

Xenocles — Sat, 07 Jul 2012 13:56:00 +0000

I like the way “citizen” has become an epithet.

By: Other Sean

Other Sean — Sat, 07 Jul 2012 03:09:37 +0000

James Hare #33,

I never thought of it that way before, but you’re right! We should make the libertarian movement into a giant humorless bore just in case that gives us a better chance of appealing to a tiny faction of mostly socialist academics who teach in women studies departments while fighting to ban speech and smash what little is left of the intent requirement* in our legal system. (Oh, we would call it “mens” rea, now wouldn’t we?)

I can hardly think of a more logical place to go looking for converts…or dates!

By: SPQR

SPQR — Sat, 07 Jul 2012 00:19:36 +0000

Almost as funny as the video of “Jules” as Chris Chelios junior league hockey coach.

By: Personanongrata

Personanongrata — Fri, 06 Jul 2012 23:21:09 +0000

Next up Auntie Janet and the blueshirters want all citizens to speak swedish and wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes while at the airport. (Thanks Woody Allen)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Dnm8N9JbvU

By: Pete

Pete — Fri, 06 Jul 2012 23:04:12 +0000

Nice post, Patrick. Next challenge … turn Driving Miss Daisy into a commentary about Puppycide. :)

By: DPirate

DPirate — Fri, 06 Jul 2012 22:48:43 +0000

I found this so much a waste of my time that I feel compelled to waste my time telling you that.

By: James D

James D — Fri, 06 Jul 2012 22:35:45 +0000

For the record Patrick from Popehat, I think you ‘fill-ins’ are doing just fine … not sure where all the hate is coming from. I prefer plenty of humor in Radley’s posts … otherwise this site is just downright depressing.

By: James Hare

James Hare — Fri, 06 Jul 2012 22:33:37 +0000

Good job bringing out all the misogynists! You’ve given feminists a bunch more ammo in the fight to prove all libertarians are misogynist men with the number of totally unnecessary misogynist smears.

By: Steve Verdon

Steve Verdon — Fri, 06 Jul 2012 22:22:00 +0000

Screening Officer Jules: Mmmmm. That hit the spot. … Now Brett, what does Secretary of Homeland Security Janet Napolitano look like?

A stupid cunt?

By: firehat

firehat — Fri, 06 Jul 2012 22:10:21 +0000

I see that SERIOUS PEOPLE don’t like Tarantino movies.

By: Elliot

Elliot — Fri, 06 Jul 2012 21:49:31 +0000

Well, let’s not start sucking each other’s straws quite yet.

Get some actors who resemble the originals (or a more rotund version, to fit with the TSA motif) and put this up on YouTube and you’ve got a pandemic-level viral video.

By: Al

Al — Fri, 06 Jul 2012 21:26:07 +0000

SPOLERS: It’s a Reservoir Dogs reference.