In Heaven, The Cooks Are Italian, The Lovers Are French, The Cops Are From North Carolina, And Everything Is Run By The GermansTuesday, July 3rd, 2012
In Hell, the Cooks are German, the Lovers are Italian, the Cops are French, and everything is run by people from North Carolina.
Hats off to the late Andy Griffith. If American sheriffs had the humor, wisdom, and modesty of Sheriff Andy Taylor; if their deputies were allotted one bullet which had to be carried in a pocket; this site would be unnecessary.
— Patrick from Popehat, proud citizen of North Carolina.