Glad we can give these special creatures a place of love and safety in their twilight years.

In the years after taking down Nixon, the Intellectual Left has had Impeachment on the brain, and talked a lot of trash about every Republican President, but if the accusations of lawbreaking against Reagan, Bush I, and Bush II had had any substance the Democrats would have gone for it. They didn’t.

Trying to Impeach Clinton over his sexual incontinence was a mistake. Technically he was a guilty as a cat in a goldfish bowl, but it went over like a lead balloon.

Now, Jug Ears may be something else entirely. If he didn’t know about ‘Fast & Furious’ (who comes up with these names?), he is acting very oddly. If he did know, then there is a certain cold truth to the observation that Watergate didn’t have a body count. But it seems unlikely that he can be impeached before the election.

We’ll see.

*grumble grumble grumble* YES YOU MOTHERFUCKER HE DOES.

*sigh*

Which guest blogger posted this story?

Patrick from Popehat.com. When he said “Puppy-blogging is frowned on at Popehat, because Ken has allergies” it was a pretty good clue. ;)

Since Clinton the democrats have tried running an animatronic figure and a THIRD rate JFK clone who looked (and I wish I had come up with this one myself) “like Lurch’s brother who went to Choate”.

Jug Ears was a desperation ploy by a party that was sick to death of the Clinton machine, and frankly comes across as so far in over his head that the fish swimming around his shoes make their own light.

What a comedown for the Party of Harry Truman.

Jeff Dunham the ventriloquist named his dog Bill after Bill Clinton, because he was humping everything.