Comments on: The Most Unlikely Sentence You’ll Read Today

By: Michael S

Michael S — Fri, 29 Jun 2012 21:50:13 +0000

When Pee-Wee loses his bicycle, he has a way of just bringing people together.

By: johnl

johnl — Wed, 27 Jun 2012 01:05:57 +0000

This sounds like a Julian Sanchez story.

By: overgoverned

overgoverned — Tue, 26 Jun 2012 17:30:29 +0000

I would very much like to have Neko Case help me find my bicycle, if you know what I mean.

By: BMB

BMB — Tue, 26 Jun 2012 05:58:31 +0000

I’m glad Dave has a friend. I’ve spent sleepless nights worrying about him and Eric Dondero.

Will they be OK? Will someone talk to them tomorrow? Will a barista spit in their coffees? Are they the same person?

By: Bob

Bob — Tue, 26 Jun 2012 05:20:06 +0000

#3 C.E.

…As they struggled to lift the heavy metal, Woody Allen walked by and, without a word, pulled out some string and some chewing gum…

Wait… Wasn’t that Richard Dean Anderson that did that?

Really… I just can’t see Woody Allen doing that. He is just not that clever.

By: Franklin Harris

Franklin Harris — Tue, 26 Jun 2012 05:11:06 +0000

Oh, great. Weigel is going to be insufferable now, isn’t he?

By: Bob

Bob — Tue, 26 Jun 2012 05:09:39 +0000

Lesson 1: Don’t live in New York City.

Lesson 2: Lock your damn bike! Really? How hard is that?

Especially if you live in New York City. Hell, I live in the middle of nowhere, Missouri… and I keep my stuff locked. Not because I’m paranoid, but because it’s just good policy.

By: C.E.

C.E. — Tue, 26 Jun 2012 05:02:18 +0000

I’ll never forget the time that Elvis Costello, Tom Brokaw, and Gene Siskell were trying to retrieve my car keys from under a drainage grate. As they struggled to lift the heavy metal, Woody Allen walked by and, without a word, pulled out some string and some chewing gum, and just lifted the keys up to the grate, where we could grab them. We tried to thank him, but he just rolled his eyes. Then Siskell wrote a bad review about his next movie, and we all had a laugh at Woody’s expense.

By: Radley Balko

Radley Balko — Tue, 26 Jun 2012 04:13:13 +0000

Thanks — fixed.

By: Rob

Rob — Tue, 26 Jun 2012 04:07:18 +0000

Jody Rosen is apparently a guy. I think you can be forgiven for thinking otherwise given the combination of the name and the appearance of the bike, though. I’m glad he got it back, I guess, but unless it’s ridden by a 12 year old girl that bike screams “hipster douchebag”.