I hear ya, but I just can’t get over having to stomp it down the drain.

I tried, but my eggs and bacon get soggy and the coffee gets watered down.

While architects and planners can make really dumb mistakes, there would have been enough people involved in a project that size that someone would have said “Uh, guys, have you seen these photos from 2001?”

“The shower is the place to do 5 out of the 6 morning rituals.”

Maybe so with your significant other.

Wonder what he – and his fellow Koreans – might think of a building that looks like a Japanese soldier about to deflower a Korean ‘comfort woman’; or perhaps a few dozen Korean civilians lined up in front of a firing squad. Somehow, I rather suspect they wouldn’t appreciate all that edginess quite so much then. Assholes.

The shower is the place to do 5 out of the 6 morning rituals.

Or buy one electric razor and keep it in your car.

So would taking away the favors that legislators have to dole out in the form of regulations and taxpayer cash.

In a free market, paying politicians would serve no useful purpose, because said politicians wouldn’t have the ability to dole out favors.

Fuck off, authoritarian.

That could be the ur-Lew Rockwell article: furious but strangely shallow conjecture about how some quotidian practice must be impurifying our precious bodily fluids (“Shaving cream is destroying your skin, turning it into a whining, pathetic, dependent, beaten, insipid layer of pasty pulp”), a kind of Gnostic self-congratulation on having escaped the veil of maya, and that curious dialect of almost-English:

“You won’t have the face of a tenderized chicken breast.” (What does the face of a chicken breast look like?)

“You will find that you will be able to shave ever more swiftly and with ever more abandon.”

“There are many thing that are true — the state is a parasite on society, private property would solve most social problems, rock music is tedious and stupid — but are nonetheless not generally known or applied.”

I didn’t know the mises.org guys had the necessary self-awareness for this kind of parody.

Jesus Harold Christ! These guys are geniuses. I’ll bet former Mayor Rudy, Dick Cheney and a host of Neo-Conservatives support this idea wholeheartedly though. You know, as a reminder for those of us who have “forgotten 9-11.” Stay terrified folks, it’s good for ya!