Comments on: Panicky News Story of the Day

By: Ron

Ron — Mon, 12 Dec 2011 03:41:21 +0000

#5: Quite right — Chickens lay eggs, presidents lie in state.

By: Russ 2000

Russ 2000 — Thu, 08 Dec 2011 19:08:26 +0000

Jeez, WGN TV news is THE WORST in town, bar none. Maybe ten years ago they were actually pretty good, now the whole thing is just trying for cuteness. Can’t hardly blame them though, the crap gets decent ratings. Being a CW affiliate probably has a something to do with it, gotta keep those 87-IQ teens tuned in after watching the dopey CW shows.

By: Kriznol

Kriznol — Thu, 08 Dec 2011 03:14:40 +0000

I’ve watched that video 5 times now trying to figure out if that’s his real nose or if it’s attached to his glasses.

By: Luke

Luke — Thu, 08 Dec 2011 00:52:00 +0000

WGN Chicago… Where’s the guy from the teen werewolf thread who cracked that at least they don’t do crap reporting like this in Chicago?

By: Gordon

Gordon — Wed, 07 Dec 2011 22:09:53 +0000

The lamestream media have really become a joke, haven’t they.

Dear WGN: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hfYJsQAhl0

By: Franklin Harris

Franklin Harris — Wed, 07 Dec 2011 18:35:03 +0000

I remember being disappointed to learn that planking had nothing to do with Ed, Edd, and Eddie: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fgqr16EVgPk

By: JdL

JdL — Wed, 07 Dec 2011 18:29:42 +0000

Latest scary Internet fad is . . . laying down on things. I think you mean lying down on things.

By: derfel cadarn

derfel cadarn — Wed, 07 Dec 2011 17:01:38 +0000

I do not know which is stupider the act of planking or the worry over its consequences. If this is all the MSM has got it is time to shut ‘er down.

By: FloO

FloO — Wed, 07 Dec 2011 16:18:47 +0000

“Law enforcement, of course, not likely to take the stunts lying down. They’ll be watching for them.” Doing it for the children. The 20 year old children.

By: CyniCAl

CyniCAl — Wed, 07 Dec 2011 15:44:27 +0000

I like how it got kinky at the end of the news report.

By: Discord

Discord — Wed, 07 Dec 2011 15:16:17 +0000

Oh no! Planking is a gateway activity to the dreaded ESCALOPTER!!!

http://www.escalopter.com/