Feds find elaborate drug smuggling tunnel between Tijuana and San Diego, complete with working rail cars, lighting, and wooden floors. It’s the largest pot bust since . . . uh . . . last year, when they found 45 tons in a different tunnel.
Here’s blustery U.S. Attorney Laura Duffy:
“If you build it, we will find it. And when we find it, we will destroy it.”
And then they’ll build another one. And then you’ll find it. And then you or someone like you will hold another press conference.
Lather, rinse, repeat.