<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0"
	xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"
	xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"
	xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"
	xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/"
		>
<channel>
	<title>Comments on: Mike Mermel, DNA Fabulist</title>
	<atom:link href="http://www.theagitator.com/2011/12/01/mike-mermel-dna-fabulist/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" />
	<link>http://www.theagitator.com/2011/12/01/mike-mermel-dna-fabulist/</link>
	<description>It rankles me when somebody tries to tell somebody what to do.</description>
	<lastBuildDate>Mon, 22 Apr 2013 00:06:48 +0000</lastBuildDate>
	<sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod>
	<sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency>
	<generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1</generator>
	<item>
		<title>By: Bite Mark News &#124; The Agitator</title>
		<link>http://www.theagitator.com/2011/12/01/mike-mermel-dna-fabulist/comment-page-1/#comment-2444876</link>
		<dc:creator>Bite Mark News &#124; The Agitator</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Dec 2011 16:12:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.theagitator.com/?p=22973#comment-2444876</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[[...] Mike Mermel, who was recently forced to resign for comments he made in an unflattering profile in the New York Times.  When a DNA test in 2003 showed that the semen in the underwear of a 68-year-old woman didn’t [...]]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] Mike Mermel, who was recently forced to resign for comments he made in an unflattering profile in the New York Times.  When a DNA test in 2003 showed that the semen in the underwear of a 68-year-old woman didn’t [...]</p>
]]></content:encoded>
	</item>
	<item>
		<title>By: Updates Galore (Part Two) &#171; The Honest Courtesan</title>
		<link>http://www.theagitator.com/2011/12/01/mike-mermel-dna-fabulist/comment-page-1/#comment-2311735</link>
		<dc:creator>Updates Galore (Part Two) &#171; The Honest Courtesan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Dec 2011 15:48:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.theagitator.com/?p=22973#comment-2311735</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[[...] December 1st Radley Balko discussed a New York Times Magazine profile of Illinois prosecutor Mike Mermel, a man who seems to have discovered the perfect job for a sadistic, misogynistic pervert:  Mermel [...]]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] December 1st Radley Balko discussed a New York Times Magazine profile of Illinois prosecutor Mike Mermel, a man who seems to have discovered the perfect job for a sadistic, misogynistic pervert:  Mermel [...]</p>
]]></content:encoded>
	</item>
	<item>
		<title>By: &#34;The taxpayers don&#8217;t pay us for intellectual curiosity. They pay us to get convictions.&#8221; &#187; Gator In The Desert</title>
		<link>http://www.theagitator.com/2011/12/01/mike-mermel-dna-fabulist/comment-page-1/#comment-2250628</link>
		<dc:creator>&#34;The taxpayers don&#8217;t pay us for intellectual curiosity. They pay us to get convictions.&#8221; &#187; Gator In The Desert</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Dec 2011 14:35:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.theagitator.com/?p=22973#comment-2250628</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[[...] read Radley Balko&#8217;s write-up about this [...]]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] read Radley Balko&#8217;s write-up about this [...]</p>
]]></content:encoded>
	</item>
	<item>
		<title>By: Raj</title>
		<link>http://www.theagitator.com/2011/12/01/mike-mermel-dna-fabulist/comment-page-1/#comment-2241651</link>
		<dc:creator>Raj</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Dec 2011 09:12:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.theagitator.com/?p=22973#comment-2241651</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[On this evidence, I&#039;m afraid he&#039;s just a crap lawyer.

Either he should be disbarred, or he should get whichever law school he went to to give him a refund - again, on this evidence.

In my mind though, this just reinforces the case for an independent bar - as they have in England. It makes this sort of thing somewhat less likely as those prosecuting could also have to defend at any given time.

Prosecutors are paid to prosecute. Juries convict.

I don&#039;t think the judges or defense lawyers are immune from scrutiny here - if he was allowed to get away with this, and the state bar association really ought to be more proactive in safeguarding their standards.

Depressing. Perhaps we the people need to do something about it.

Oh by the way, he can theorize all he wants but his speculation isn&#039;t evidence - and he&#039;s the one that has to disprove reasonable doubt with evidence. His opinion isn&#039;t evidence. Sperm is evidence. Reasonable doubt it was someone else? Yes on the face of it. Mermel&#039;s explanation? Nothing - it&#039;s as meaningless as me saying &quot;meep, meep, meep.&quot; because it&#039;s speculation. Reasonable doubt uncontroverted by evidence remains reasonable doubt.

Where did he go to Law School? Perhaps someone should ask them what they think.

Deeply depressing. Keep up the good work though.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On this evidence, I&#8217;m afraid he&#8217;s just a crap lawyer.</p>
<p>Either he should be disbarred, or he should get whichever law school he went to to give him a refund &#8211; again, on this evidence.</p>
<p>In my mind though, this just reinforces the case for an independent bar &#8211; as they have in England. It makes this sort of thing somewhat less likely as those prosecuting could also have to defend at any given time.</p>
<p>Prosecutors are paid to prosecute. Juries convict.</p>
<p>I don&#8217;t think the judges or defense lawyers are immune from scrutiny here &#8211; if he was allowed to get away with this, and the state bar association really ought to be more proactive in safeguarding their standards.</p>
<p>Depressing. Perhaps we the people need to do something about it.</p>
<p>Oh by the way, he can theorize all he wants but his speculation isn&#8217;t evidence &#8211; and he&#8217;s the one that has to disprove reasonable doubt with evidence. His opinion isn&#8217;t evidence. Sperm is evidence. Reasonable doubt it was someone else? Yes on the face of it. Mermel&#8217;s explanation? Nothing &#8211; it&#8217;s as meaningless as me saying &#8220;meep, meep, meep.&#8221; because it&#8217;s speculation. Reasonable doubt uncontroverted by evidence remains reasonable doubt.</p>
<p>Where did he go to Law School? Perhaps someone should ask them what they think.</p>
<p>Deeply depressing. Keep up the good work though.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
	</item>
	<item>
		<title>By: Peter Parker</title>
		<link>http://www.theagitator.com/2011/12/01/mike-mermel-dna-fabulist/comment-page-1/#comment-2236890</link>
		<dc:creator>Peter Parker</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Dec 2011 20:45:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.theagitator.com/?p=22973#comment-2236890</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[CyniCal said &quot;Every day that one can avoid the “justice” system is a day to be supremely thankful for. One has a better chance at beating cancer.&quot;

Sad but true......in Lake County where law enforcement is a joke, where the victims are prosecuted, and where criminals are protected.

What a sick, demented, and fraudulent State&#039;s Attorney&#039;s Office we have in Lake County!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>CyniCal said &#8220;Every day that one can avoid the “justice” system is a day to be supremely thankful for. One has a better chance at beating cancer.&#8221;</p>
<p>Sad but true&#8230;&#8230;in Lake County where law enforcement is a joke, where the victims are prosecuted, and where criminals are protected.</p>
<p>What a sick, demented, and fraudulent State&#8217;s Attorney&#8217;s Office we have in Lake County!</p>
]]></content:encoded>
	</item>
	<item>
		<title>By: Pam</title>
		<link>http://www.theagitator.com/2011/12/01/mike-mermel-dna-fabulist/comment-page-1/#comment-2235573</link>
		<dc:creator>Pam</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Dec 2011 17:33:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.theagitator.com/?p=22973#comment-2235573</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[He thinks the same way as Rush Limbaugh, he just makes things up. Except people&#039;s lives are in his hands.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>He thinks the same way as Rush Limbaugh, he just makes things up. Except people&#8217;s lives are in his hands.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
	</item>
	<item>
		<title>By: Lake County, Illinois Sheriff Calls for Michael Mermel&#8217;s Resignation &#124; The Agitator</title>
		<link>http://www.theagitator.com/2011/12/01/mike-mermel-dna-fabulist/comment-page-1/#comment-2235372</link>
		<dc:creator>Lake County, Illinois Sheriff Calls for Michael Mermel&#8217;s Resignation &#124; The Agitator</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Dec 2011 16:59:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.theagitator.com/?p=22973#comment-2235372</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[[...] would have been preferable to go after Mermel for what he&#8217;s done instead of what he said to the New York Times, but hey, it&#8217;s a start. Lake County Sheriff [...]]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] would have been preferable to go after Mermel for what he&#8217;s done instead of what he said to the New York Times, but hey, it&#8217;s a start. Lake County Sheriff [...]</p>
]]></content:encoded>
	</item>
	<item>
		<title>By: Warped System, Warped Minds &#124; Lawyers on Strike</title>
		<link>http://www.theagitator.com/2011/12/01/mike-mermel-dna-fabulist/comment-page-1/#comment-2234958</link>
		<dc:creator>Warped System, Warped Minds &#124; Lawyers on Strike</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Dec 2011 16:00:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.theagitator.com/?p=22973#comment-2234958</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[[...] to and favored the way prosecutors are might warp anyone&#8217;s perspective.  The result is that we create monsters.    LD_AddCustomAttr(&quot;AdOpt&quot;, &quot;1&quot;); LD_AddCustomAttr(&quot;Origin&quot;, &quot;other&quot;); [...]]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] to and favored the way prosecutors are might warp anyone&#8217;s perspective.  The result is that we create monsters.    LD_AddCustomAttr(&quot;AdOpt&quot;, &quot;1&quot;); LD_AddCustomAttr(&quot;Origin&quot;, &quot;other&quot;); [...]</p>
]]></content:encoded>
	</item>
	<item>
		<title>By: Dominican Phil</title>
		<link>http://www.theagitator.com/2011/12/01/mike-mermel-dna-fabulist/comment-page-1/#comment-2232569</link>
		<dc:creator>Dominican Phil</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Dec 2011 08:44:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.theagitator.com/?p=22973#comment-2232569</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I hardly think that prosecutors get a good rap in society.  I think the general consensus in popular culture is that they make up the omnipotent being known as &quot;the man.&quot;  More often then not, the only times prosecutors get good press is when they put nutjobs like this woman behind bars: http://lawblog.legalmatch.com/2011/11/29/black-friday-walmart-pepper-spray-battery-jail/

Otherwise they&#039;re pretty bashed on a lot.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I hardly think that prosecutors get a good rap in society.  I think the general consensus in popular culture is that they make up the omnipotent being known as &#8220;the man.&#8221;  More often then not, the only times prosecutors get good press is when they put nutjobs like this woman behind bars: <a href="http://lawblog.legalmatch.com/2011/11/29/black-friday-walmart-pepper-spray-battery-jail/" rel="nofollow">http://lawblog.legalmatch.com/2011/11/29/black-friday-walmart-pepper-spray-battery-jail/</a></p>
<p>Otherwise they&#8217;re pretty bashed on a lot.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
	</item>
	<item>
		<title>By: notjenna</title>
		<link>http://www.theagitator.com/2011/12/01/mike-mermel-dna-fabulist/comment-page-1/#comment-2231216</link>
		<dc:creator>notjenna</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Dec 2011 04:53:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.theagitator.com/?p=22973#comment-2231216</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Mermel is the kind of person that Andrew Shirvell, former Michigan Asst. AG and closet queen, would&#039;ve grown up to be had he not been fired for his extremely creepy behavior. Damn, how many of these assholes are there in the ranks of prosecutors around the country?

Question about Mermel... can&#039;t find much info about him on the google so I wonder what law school he went to. Ave Maria? Regent? Liberty? is what I&#039;m guessing.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Mermel is the kind of person that Andrew Shirvell, former Michigan Asst. AG and closet queen, would&#8217;ve grown up to be had he not been fired for his extremely creepy behavior. Damn, how many of these assholes are there in the ranks of prosecutors around the country?</p>
<p>Question about Mermel&#8230; can&#8217;t find much info about him on the google so I wonder what law school he went to. Ave Maria? Regent? Liberty? is what I&#8217;m guessing.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
	</item>
	<item>
		<title>By: Escher</title>
		<link>http://www.theagitator.com/2011/12/01/mike-mermel-dna-fabulist/comment-page-1/#comment-2230123</link>
		<dc:creator>Escher</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Dec 2011 01:58:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.theagitator.com/?p=22973#comment-2230123</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Stick,

You might like the book Molon Labe! by Boston T. Party.
A similar serial killer that you talked about is in the novel.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Stick,</p>
<p>You might like the book Molon Labe! by Boston T. Party.<br />
A similar serial killer that you talked about is in the novel.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
	</item>
	<item>
		<title>By: John Regan</title>
		<link>http://www.theagitator.com/2011/12/01/mike-mermel-dna-fabulist/comment-page-1/#comment-2229822</link>
		<dc:creator>John Regan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Dec 2011 01:10:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.theagitator.com/?p=22973#comment-2229822</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The real power in a courtroom belongs to the judge.  Mermel is their creature.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The real power in a courtroom belongs to the judge.  Mermel is their creature.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
	</item>
	<item>
		<title>By: the innominate one</title>
		<link>http://www.theagitator.com/2011/12/01/mike-mermel-dna-fabulist/comment-page-1/#comment-2229361</link>
		<dc:creator>the innominate one</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Dec 2011 00:05:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.theagitator.com/?p=22973#comment-2229361</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Mermel sits around and imagines different scenarios by which 8 - 11 year old girls are slutty enough to voluntarily have semen in their vaginas, then presents this in court without a whiff of evidence. What a sick fuck. How do judges let this shit go on?

Do you think Mermel keeps his office door locked while he, um, &quot;writes his closing arguments&quot;, if you know what I mean?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Mermel sits around and imagines different scenarios by which 8 &#8211; 11 year old girls are slutty enough to voluntarily have semen in their vaginas, then presents this in court without a whiff of evidence. What a sick fuck. How do judges let this shit go on?</p>
<p>Do you think Mermel keeps his office door locked while he, um, &#8220;writes his closing arguments&#8221;, if you know what I mean?</p>
]]></content:encoded>
	</item>
	<item>
		<title>By: Bulucanagria</title>
		<link>http://www.theagitator.com/2011/12/01/mike-mermel-dna-fabulist/comment-page-1/#comment-2229228</link>
		<dc:creator>Bulucanagria</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Dec 2011 23:47:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.theagitator.com/?p=22973#comment-2229228</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...(I&#039;ll spare you the crescendo)]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr&#8230;(I&#8217;ll spare you the crescendo)</p>
]]></content:encoded>
	</item>
	<item>
		<title>By: Afternoon Reading &#171; decliNATIONblog</title>
		<link>http://www.theagitator.com/2011/12/01/mike-mermel-dna-fabulist/comment-page-1/#comment-2228779</link>
		<dc:creator>Afternoon Reading &#171; decliNATIONblog</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Dec 2011 22:41:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.theagitator.com/?p=22973#comment-2228779</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[[...] Balko is doing a great job of keeping our &#8220;public servants&#8221; accountable.  This guy is a real piece of work.  Probably about time to give Mike Mermel a lifetime achievement award.  Or the Nobel Peace [...]]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] Balko is doing a great job of keeping our &#8220;public servants&#8221; accountable.  This guy is a real piece of work.  Probably about time to give Mike Mermel a lifetime achievement award.  Or the Nobel Peace [...]</p>
]]></content:encoded>
	</item>
	<item>
		<title>By: CyniCAl</title>
		<link>http://www.theagitator.com/2011/12/01/mike-mermel-dna-fabulist/comment-page-1/#comment-2228614</link>
		<dc:creator>CyniCAl</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Dec 2011 22:15:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.theagitator.com/?p=22973#comment-2228614</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[If only we had the right people in office. /ubersarcasm

Why is it you suppose that psychopaths like Mermel are attracted to these offices?

Every day that one can avoid the &quot;justice&quot; system is a day to be supremely thankful for.  One has a better chance at beating cancer.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If only we had the right people in office. /ubersarcasm</p>
<p>Why is it you suppose that psychopaths like Mermel are attracted to these offices?</p>
<p>Every day that one can avoid the &#8220;justice&#8221; system is a day to be supremely thankful for.  One has a better chance at beating cancer.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
	</item>
	<item>
		<title>By: Bob</title>
		<link>http://www.theagitator.com/2011/12/01/mike-mermel-dna-fabulist/comment-page-1/#comment-2228335</link>
		<dc:creator>Bob</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Dec 2011 21:34:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.theagitator.com/?p=22973#comment-2228335</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[#8:  Tim P 

&lt;blockquote&gt;Let’s not forget, there are juries involved in these convictions. I imagine there being a very bad defense lawyer involved also.&lt;/blockquote&gt;

Or an overworked / underpaid Public Defender.

The Prosecutor and the Public Defender both get paid by the same branch of Government. It doesn&#039;t take a Rocket Scientist to figure out which will be as underfunded as possible.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>#8:  Tim P </p>
<blockquote><p>Let’s not forget, there are juries involved in these convictions. I imagine there being a very bad defense lawyer involved also.</p></blockquote>
<p>Or an overworked / underpaid Public Defender.</p>
<p>The Prosecutor and the Public Defender both get paid by the same branch of Government. It doesn&#8217;t take a Rocket Scientist to figure out which will be as underfunded as possible.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
	</item>
	<item>
		<title>By: Tim P</title>
		<link>http://www.theagitator.com/2011/12/01/mike-mermel-dna-fabulist/comment-page-1/#comment-2228008</link>
		<dc:creator>Tim P</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Dec 2011 20:45:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.theagitator.com/?p=22973#comment-2228008</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Let&#039;s not forget, there are juries involved in these convictions.  I imagine there being a very bad defense lawyer involved also.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Let&#8217;s not forget, there are juries involved in these convictions.  I imagine there being a very bad defense lawyer involved also.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
	</item>
	<item>
		<title>By: David</title>
		<link>http://www.theagitator.com/2011/12/01/mike-mermel-dna-fabulist/comment-page-1/#comment-2227886</link>
		<dc:creator>David</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Dec 2011 20:26:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.theagitator.com/?p=22973#comment-2227886</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&lt;blockquote&gt;The hotel room and other such quotes are far-fetched, sure, but who but a pedophile would spend that much time thinking about weird ways to get sperm into girls’ orifices?&lt;/blockquote&gt;

A federal prosecutor?

Another question. Who&#039;s worse: The person who rapes and murders an 11-year-old girl or the person who dedicates himself to throwing an innocent person in jail for that crime, guaranteeing that, barring an unrelated lucky break for society, the guilty party still walks free?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>The hotel room and other such quotes are far-fetched, sure, but who but a pedophile would spend that much time thinking about weird ways to get sperm into girls’ orifices?</p></blockquote>
<p>A federal prosecutor?</p>
<p>Another question. Who&#8217;s worse: The person who rapes and murders an 11-year-old girl or the person who dedicates himself to throwing an innocent person in jail for that crime, guaranteeing that, barring an unrelated lucky break for society, the guilty party still walks free?</p>
]]></content:encoded>
	</item>
	<item>
		<title>By: jb</title>
		<link>http://www.theagitator.com/2011/12/01/mike-mermel-dna-fabulist/comment-page-1/#comment-2227833</link>
		<dc:creator>jb</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Dec 2011 20:18:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.theagitator.com/?p=22973#comment-2227833</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[What always shocks me is how detailed people like him&#039;s speculations are about how semen can get into/onto children&#039;s bodies.  It&#039;s never &quot;well, we have evidence for this guy, so there must be some explanation for the DNA, but I don&#039;t know what it is,&quot; it&#039;s &quot;here are 3 graphic explanations for the DNA that I&#039;ve spent hours working out in minute detail.&quot;

The hotel room and other such quotes are far-fetched, sure, but who but a pedophile would spend that much time thinking about weird ways to get sperm into girls&#039; orifices?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What always shocks me is how detailed people like him&#8217;s speculations are about how semen can get into/onto children&#8217;s bodies.  It&#8217;s never &#8220;well, we have evidence for this guy, so there must be some explanation for the DNA, but I don&#8217;t know what it is,&#8221; it&#8217;s &#8220;here are 3 graphic explanations for the DNA that I&#8217;ve spent hours working out in minute detail.&#8221;</p>
<p>The hotel room and other such quotes are far-fetched, sure, but who but a pedophile would spend that much time thinking about weird ways to get sperm into girls&#8217; orifices?</p>
]]></content:encoded>
	</item>
</channel>
</rss>
