We’re Going To Molest You. And Then We’re Going To Make You Pay for It.

Wednesday, September 7th, 2011

Last April, journalist Amy Alkon reported on her blog that she had been sexually assaulted by a TSA agent, albeit under the implicit authority of the federal government.

Nearing the end of this violation, I sobbed even louder as the woman, FOUR TIMES, stuck the side of her gloved hand INTO my vagina, through my pants. Between my labia. She really got up there. Four times. Back right and left, and front right and left. In my vagina. Between my labia. I was shocked — utterly unprepared for how she got the side of her hand up there. It was government-sanctioned sexual assault.

Upon leaving, still sobbing, I yelled to the woman, “YOU RAPED ME.” And I took her name to see if I could file sexual assault charges on my return. This woman, and all of those who support this system deserve no less than this sort of unpleasant experience, and from all of us.

That TSA agent is now demanding 500,000 for the distress she claims to have suffered from Alkon’s words. The Popehat link has much, much more.

Meanwhile, in New Mexico:

A woman in the state of New Mexico is asking cops to cover her medical bill after she was ordered by the Metro Narcotics Agency of Las Cruces, NM to undergo a costly cavity search — at her own expense.

The woman, whose name is being withheld, was apprehended by authorities earlier this summer. Acting on “credible information from a reliable source,” Metro Sgt. Mike Alba obtained a search warrant from Magistrate Court to send the woman into Memorial Medical Center to undergo a forcible and thorough body cavity search.

Not only did the probe come up fruitless, however, but the woman was footed with a medical bill for $1,122 for something she never wanted or asked for.

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101 Responses to “We’re Going To Molest You. And Then We’re Going To Make You Pay for It.”

  1. #1 |  Hugh | 

    I’m pretty sure you are consenting to whatever from the moment you decide to travel by air.

    Now bare with me here:

    Vagina and anus are body cavities where foreign objects may be concealed (this is seen a lot in prisons).

    So, unless they (TSA) do thorough body cavity search (search the interior completely searching for cords, etc. with which the object could be removed – sort of like a tampon), what purpose are these pat downs serving?

    Could this be some sort of twisted Pavlovian human experiment?

    Stranger things have happened, that’s for sure.

    I don’t think I’ll visit the USA anytime soon too. Phew