Comments on: Comment Rhymes

By: The Mossy Spaniard

The Mossy Spaniard — Thu, 11 Aug 2011 02:58:03 +0000

In the dark, muddy heart of the Deep South
Lived a man quite enamored with perp’s mouths
His fibs about biting
Should lead to much smiting
But alas, ….

Damn it, nothing else rhymes with “south.”

By: Ted S.

Ted S. — Wed, 10 Aug 2011 18:32:25 +0000

Radley J. Balko
Dogged pursuit of justice
Corey Maye is free

(Insert Radley’s real middle initial, as long as it’s not W.)

By: Bernard

Bernard — Wed, 10 Aug 2011 18:11:14 +0000

A DA who thought justice a pain,
had the sense to call in Steven Hayne,
‘He’s a miracle-man,
and his genius can,
put whoever we want in the frame’*

*You may think this doesn’t rhyme, but I can call in 2 experts from Mississippi who will prove that it does.

By: JF

JF — Wed, 10 Aug 2011 18:06:24 +0000

Commenters H Rearden and SJE
Thought posting in limericks was funny
They created a fad
With imitations quite bad
Like this one, which deserves a taser stunny

By: Z

Wed, 10 Aug 2011 17:44:46 +0000

There was a man from Mississippi
Who could play with teeth infinitely
Making them match any ol’ crime scene
As he angled for the government’s green.

By: Bronwyn

Bronwyn — Wed, 10 Aug 2011 17:39:50 +0000

My vote goes to SJE – the meter is great, and … the SAT score line is priceless!

By: Judi

Judi — Wed, 10 Aug 2011 14:34:02 +0000

Perhaps an award of some sort is in order?