You’ve got to admit, there’s just something hilarious about an “extensive stash of porn” being found in Bin Laden’s compound.
For some reason it just has me asking so many questions…..
- Was the porn Osama’s, or did it belong to his 3 wives that were couped up in the compound with him and probably bored as shit?
- Would it have been way more embarrassing if they had found something more specific to American culture, say a box set of Seinfeld, like Adam Serwer asked earlier today?
- He had no internet in the compound….so I’m assuming he got the porn through his courier. Does that mean it was old? 80’s softcore? in English? Arabic? Japanese???
Finally, if you feel like giggling at terrorist porn habits with me today….I’d love to hear some of your best titles for what Mr. Al Qaeda may have had in his stash.
“Debbie Does Abbottabad”?
“Al Qaeda Your Cave”?
Can’t wait to hear what you come up with! And if you choose to refrain, I completely understand, but it’s been a long week, so don’t judge me.