It’s His Party, and He’ll Cry If He Wants To

Monday, February 14th, 2011

Remember folks, every time a social conservative cries, a hot, naughty angel loses her wings.

Ron Paul, though technically still a Republican, has given up his GOP identity to embrace the chance to be the poster child for the more libertarian streak that has run rampant through CPAC, largely unabated for the past two years. . . Gary Johnson was only added to the lineup at the last minute, his presence stoking the flame of immoral libertarianism that actually advocated for legalized pot and the redefinition of marriage to include homosexual unions.

In other words, this year’s CPAC wasn’t about advancing conservatism. Rather, it exposed the radically disrespectful element of the libertine. . .

It is the libertarian in attendance that produced the free pornographic calendar passed out to attendees in 2010. It is the libertarians in attendance who openly promote the inclusion of groups like GOProud, largely as an attempt to silence groups who would speak in strong support of traditional moral values. It is the libertarian in attendance who slandered President George Bush, by claiming his appreciation for the Constitution was best summed up as a “damn piece of paper.” It is the libertarian in attendance that proclaimed the war to prevent terrorists from regathering strength and coming after our homeland as “illegal.” And it is the libertarian in attendance that eschewed, booed, cajoled and screamed “war criminal” to Vice President Dick Cheney, a man who served his country with commitment and still attempts to help the world understand the threat of the radical Islamic element devising plans to eliminate us and our allies.

Wait, someone was handing out pornographic calendars at CPAC? How can I get one?

I think my favorite CPAC moment comes from Julie Borowski’s Twitter feed:

I witnessed someone calling Ron Paul people a “cult” while eating a cake shaped like Reagan’s face.

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51 Responses to “It’s His Party, and He’ll Cry If He Wants To”

  1. #1 |  Billy Beck | 

    XY Smith @ #42 = total threadwinner.