Also, Dick Cheney Was Presented With a Lifetime Achievement Award for the Safe Handling of Firearms

Friday, February 11th, 2011

CPAC unironically presents Donald Rumsfeld with its “Defender of the Constitution” award.

By the way, it happened five years ago today. Never forget!

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12 Responses to “Also, Dick Cheney Was Presented With a Lifetime Achievement Award for the Safe Handling of Firearms”

  1. #1 |  SJE | 

    I had to turn off the radio when I heard this story this morning. I was hoping that the GOP would get past the mess of the Bush administration. No, they dumped Bush, but praise those who drove some of the worst aspects of his presidency.

  2. #2 |  Yizmo Gizmo | 

    I wonder if Brit Hume still can taste Cheney’s sphincter
    here in 2011, several years down the road, after all that licking.
    I bet Jeff Gannon was pissed he got outed, with high-profile
    interviews like that looming on the horizon.

  3. #3 |  SJE | 

    Yizmo: how can you say that? The main stream media is entirely ruled by leftists!

  4. #4 |  AlgerHiss | 

    Yeah, Yizmo, I know I’m glad I have Couric, Scheifer and Gregory, from NBC, ABC and CBS around to deliver the facts.

    Don’t you just hate it that Walter Cronkite isn’t around anymore?

  5. #5 |  Bad Medicine | 

    Next up, Christopher Hitchens will be awarded a “Biblical Apologist of the Year” award…

  6. #6 |  kant | 

    WELL…in defense of rumsfeld it’s not like that award has any meaning. When limbaugh, who has never held public office, can win and Ashcroft who initiated gonzalez v. raich can receive the award, the bar is set pretty low.

  7. #7 |  freebird | 

    Now that you’ve said the name “Jeff Gannon” you will be followed
    by men in black for eternity.Shush.or they will find you.

  8. #8 |  Marty | 

    I’ll never be able to watch old Batman episodes and not think of Cheney every time I see the Penguin.

  9. #9 |  Joe | 

    There were a few Paulistinians stirring the pot yesterday.

  10. #10 |  Tommil | 

    This is just another example of the bullshit that was the Bush Admin. Every time someone crashes a car, leaves the scene and calls the cops the next day, it is assumed that they did so because they were drunk when they crashed but were attempting to cover that up. Here, Cheney SHOOTS a man and waits a day and it gets treated like it’s the most reasonable way to proceed. Total bullshit –That drunk fucker shot that dude in the fuckin’ face!!!

  11. #11 |  SJE | 

    Dick “deficits don’t matter” Chaney and Don “we will be out of Iraq in a few month” Rumsfeld being lauded by “small government” conservatives makes me sick.

  12. #12 |  johnl | 

    Slam dunk. Weeks not months. Pays for itself.

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