Covering Their Assets

Monday, November 29th, 2010

My crime column this week returns to the asset forfeiture issue in Indiana.

Now that they’ve finally been exposed for ignoring the Indiana Constitution’s requirement that forfeiture proceeds go to the state’s schools fund, Indiana prosecutors and their allies in the legislature are . . . trying to change the law so they can legally keep the money.

UPDATE: Link fixed. Hope you enjoyed the rapey M&M commercial!

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15 Responses to “Covering Their Assets”

  1. #1 |  Al V | 

    link goes to an article about M&M’s.

    MMmmm M&M’s.

    BRB

  2. #2 |  Eric | 

    Check that link…

  3. #3 |  Roho | 

    I for one find the M&M link (about unwilling insertion of pretzels into M&Ms) tied to an article headed with ‘Covering their Assets’ to be fairly fitting!

  4. #4 |  Tyro | 

    Real link: http://reason.com/archives/2010/11/29/covering-their-assets

  5. #5 |  Bob | 

    I love that Ad.

    It’s one of the ones I habitually laugh to. The other is the Geico ad where the Gekko has a cell phone and a wallet. The look on the boss’s face is priceless.

  6. #6 |  MassHole | 

    But I thought it was for the children!

  7. #7 |  Mister DNA | 

    So… the seized assets are going to be used to purchase pretzel M&Ms? Even though it pisses off the sob sisters at Jezebel, I’m still against it.

  8. #8 |  Cyto | 

    Because that’s what they really meant by pretzels in M&M’s – Rape culture subjugation of women. Just like that “you got your chocolate in my peanut butter” commercial from so many years ago. Fascist, sexist pigs….

  9. #9 |  Mister DNA | 

    By the way, the womyn at Jezebel are really going to hate the ad campaign for the new Rohypnol M&Ms.

  10. #10 |  derfel cadarn | 

    The whole deal with asset forfeiture in this country is bullshit! Now this trying to cover their lying,cheating asses conjures up the word. SCUMBAGS!!!!

  11. #11 |  ClubMedSux | 

    Now I kinda wanna see the rapey M&M commercial… :-(

  12. #12 |  Thyrezene | 

    The embarrassing part of this is Radley letting people know he reads Jezebel, the internet’s foremost screeching feminist echo chamber.

  13. #13 |  roy | 

    The green M&M is totally asking for it.

  14. #14 |  KRF | 

    More Indiana Issues http://www.theindychannel.com/news/25957296/detail.html

  15. #15 |  pegr | 

    So I wonder who Radley was emailing the rapey M&M link to. Because I LOVE IT when my friends email me rapey M&M links…

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