Comments on: And Don’t Call Him Shirley

By: JS

JS — Tue, 30 Nov 2010 23:54:01 +0000

Frank: I’m single! I love being single! I haven’t had this much sex since I was a Boy Scout leader!

–Music Stops. People stare.–

Frank: I mean at the time I was dating a lot.

By: JS

JS — Tue, 30 Nov 2010 23:50:48 +0000

Mayor: Now Drebin, I don’t want any trouble like you had on the South Side last year, that’s my policy.

Frank: Well, when I see five weirdos, dressed in togas, stabbing a man in the middle of the park in full view of a hundred people, I shoot the bastards, that’s my policy!

Mayor: That was a Shakespeare-In-The-Park production of ‘Julius Caesar,’ you moron! You killed five actors! Good ones!

By: 好秘书

好秘书 — Tue, 30 Nov 2010 09:20:11 +0000

“What’s the word on the streets Johnny?”

By: JS

JS — Tue, 30 Nov 2010 07:23:40 +0000

“Just think, the next time I shoot somebody I could get arrested!”

By: Meister574

Meister574 — Tue, 30 Nov 2010 00:27:04 +0000

“It’s like eating a spoonful of Drano; sure, it’ll clean you out, but it’ll leave you hollow inside.”

By: JS

JS — Mon, 29 Nov 2010 20:52:13 +0000

“What’s the word on the streets Johnny?”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsjybfVJBCM&feature=related

By: MacGregory

MacGregory — Mon, 29 Nov 2010 19:22:08 +0000

Nobody could work a facial expression like him. He could make me laugh without saying a word. R.I.P.

By: Bee

Bee — Mon, 29 Nov 2010 18:51:36 +0000

That bit with Enrico Palazzo and the national anthem is one of our family sing-along classics. Also love the part where Priscilla Presley is cleaning out his refrigerator.

I’ve seen them a number of times and I still howl with laughter, even when I know exactly what’s coming. RIP, Mr. Nielsen. You brought a lot of enjoyment to a lot of people!

By: Kevin

Kevin — Mon, 29 Nov 2010 17:09:45 +0000

I recently introduced my teenage kids to Airplane/Naked Gun movies. They thought they were hilarious. I remember seeing a short interview with Leslie Neilsen where he was asked what he thought about the 10 Commandments, and he commented he didn’t like being told what to do.

By: PB

PB — Mon, 29 Nov 2010 17:04:54 +0000

Assault with a concrete dildo.

By: Cynical in CA

Cynical in CA — Mon, 29 Nov 2010 16:52:22 +0000

Enrico Palazzo!

By: Cynical in CA

Cynical in CA — Mon, 29 Nov 2010 16:51:19 +0000

“I know the problems of two people in this world don’t amount to a hill of beans. But this is our hill. And these are our beans.”

By: Boyd Durkin

Boyd Durkin — Mon, 29 Nov 2010 15:00:28 +0000

Ebert called him “the Lawrence Olivier of spoofs”. I still can’t look at a beaver without thinking of him.

By: JS

JS — Mon, 29 Nov 2010 07:35:13 +0000

“Surely you can’t be serious?”

“I am serious…and don’t call me Shirley.”

By: Franklin Harris

Franklin Harris — Mon, 29 Nov 2010 06:16:14 +0000

I’ve owned the complete six-episode “Police Squad” DVD for a while but never got around to watching it. So, I corrected that oversight tonight. Now that’s comedy gold … with special guest star Lorne Greene. In color!

By: claude

claude — Mon, 29 Nov 2010 05:50:31 +0000

This is sad news. He was one of my favorites. RIP Leslie.

By: Jeromey Martin

Jeromey Martin — Mon, 29 Nov 2010 05:16:53 +0000

NielsEn, with an ‘E’.

By: Mike Healy

Mike Healy — Mon, 29 Nov 2010 04:14:07 +0000

“A Hospital?! Doctor, what is it?”
“It’s a big building with patients, but that’s not important right now.”

By: overgoverned

overgoverned — Mon, 29 Nov 2010 03:52:55 +0000

“Hey, nice beaver!”

By: FridayNext

FridayNext — Mon, 29 Nov 2010 03:37:16 +0000

I’d like to shout out for the original Police Squad TV show. You had to watch a lot of crappy 70′s cop shows to truly appreciate it, but it was awesome.