Have At It

Wednesday, April 28th, 2010

I’ll be driving most of the day today. So I leave you with this.

May the best pun win. I’ll get you started:

He obviously didn’t give her enough ram the first time around.

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58 Responses to “Have At It”

  1. #1 |  Marty | 

    I hope it doesn’t get a virus…

  2. #2 |  Jay | 

    He should’ve never suggested she flash her vagina.

  3. #3 |  Jason Kuznicki | 

    The reCAPTCHA phrase when I loaded the page: Robert removed.

    Perhaps he did.

  4. #4 |  Sean L. | 

    You stuck your flash drive in my vagina!

    You stuck your vagina in my flash drive!

    .. Two great tastes that taste great together!

  5. #5 |  PeeDub | 

    Well, she certainly can’t say she has no memory of the encounter…

  6. #6 |  Craig | 

    “He obviously didn’t give her enough ram the first time around, because her box still wasn’t satisfied”.

  7. #7 |  SoupNazzi | 

    “He should have used a firewall.”

    “No you fool, I said I was going to put a 3½-inch floppy in there!”

    This is really how that dude in Redwood City lost the prototype iPhone, but he’s too embarrassed to say so.

    “This one time…at this guy’s computer…”

    Did someone just say “Jizmodo?”

    “Now that is an upload – amirite?”

  8. #8 |  MRK | 

    Later, he found the following words written in lipstick on his bathroom mirror: “Welcome to the world of memory loss.”

  9. #9 |  B | 

    No! I said “inbox”!

  10. #10 |  Aresen | 

    He inserted some hardware to unload some dnata.

  11. #11 |  twerpy | 

    …that’s not exactly an Intrauterine Device anyway, sweetheart.

  12. #12 |  robertkat | 

    Maybe she’s a Kraftwerk fan and was just looking for a Data Date.

    Of course then we must ask, is she actually a spook and is this guy under investigation?

  13. #13 |  Some Guy | 

    There’s something fishy about the data on this drive…

  14. #14 |  Some other guy | 

    USB

    uterine servicing biotech

  15. #15 |  capn_amurka | 

    but she was more interested in the size of his hard drive that the amount of ram he gave her…

  16. #16 |  Chris in AL | 

    GIGitty!

  17. #17 |  jaijer | 

    The irony, of course, is that that flash drive stored his entire vaginal / flash drive fetish porn collection.

  18. #18 |  PeeDub | 

    She wanted Intel Inside. (bum Bum bum BUUUUUM)

  19. #19 |  Aresen | 

    She was disappointed as his software could not be installed in her portal.

  20. #20 |  Bob | 

    You’re just gunna stick that flash drive in your computer? You don’t know where it’s been!

    or…

    Remember, when you view internet porn, you’re having sex with everyone your computer has had sex with. So always wear a condom!

    or…

    Sob! That guy’s computer gets more than I do!

  21. #21 |  Cynical in CA | 

    Not even going to try — Chris in AL’s is my fave.

  22. #22 |  flotsam | 

    “Hey, I don’t believe that any system is totally secure.”

  23. #23 |  Rich | 

    U-S-B…

    I-U-D…

    M-O-U-S-E….

  24. #24 |  Robert | 

    “He obviously didn’t give her enough ram the first time around.”

    “She was disappointed as his software could not be installed in her portal.”

    After a reboot however, he was able to install his hardware into her slot.

  25. #25 |  wavemancali | 

    Due to the smudge on the Summer’s Eve packaging, Rebecca never learned the difference between a vaginal flush and a vaginal flash.

  26. #26 |  RFV | 

    Wait-a-minute. The guy says she got dressed and went home and that her number doesn’t work. Isn’t an event like that something you might want to question before the person leaves? I mean, sure, for like 5-10 seconds you’re speechless, who wouldn’t be? But then something in you brain has gotta click, and you just gotta say “uh, what the f*#$ was that?”

  27. #27 |  Miles | 

    Didn’t mac her well enough / she was insufficiently pwned by his hard drive / he got his stick up in her dell / don’t make me boot / … I got nothing

  28. #28 |  nwerner | 

    Thanks for the memory.

  29. #29 |  Sky | 

    Radley…maybe I shouldn’t ask but what were you really looking for on craigslist? Hardware? Or umm, Software? j/k :)

    “He obviously didn’t give her enough ram the first time around.”

    “Garbage in….Garbage out”.

  30. #30 |  PeeDub | 

    Ooooh, too late for this one.

    Must’ve been a trojan on it.

  31. #31 |  Serena | 

    “He obviously didn’t give her enough ram the first time around….

    Because her ability to download was virtually non-existent.”

  32. #32 |  Joe | 

    These are all great but #17 gets my vote.

  33. #33 |  Bill Clinton | 

    Impressive, but no cigar.

  34. #34 |  El Scorcho | 

    How about:

    “That’s not what they mean by ‘mount the drive'”

  35. #35 |  Julian | 

    Maybe should was trying to put it in her iPad…

  36. #36 |  Julian | 

    I was laughing too hard at #15 when I was typing mine.

    It should have read… “Maybe she was trying to put it in her iPad…”

  37. #37 |  Fascist Nation | 

    I’d let her keep the flash drive. And stay away from chicks without pockets.

  38. #38 |  Bulucanagria | 

    “BTW, I was bullshitting you about working at the NSA. I was just trying to get in your pants. Worked! Enjoy my lolcats collection.”

  39. #39 |  FIREhat | 

    She’s probably just a serial port in the storm.

  40. #40 |  alexa-blue | 

    Plan A had been to take the laptop.

  41. #41 |  Judi | 

    I’ll bet he won’t DATA (date-a) here again!

  42. #42 |  Judi | 

    Oops…damn I’ve been driving all day too and can’t type worth a crap anyway…

    That should have read:

    “I’ll bet he won’t DATA (date-uh) HER again!”

  43. #43 |  Judi | 

    By the way, why is it every time I DRIVE to northern Virginia, Radley heads in the opposite direction? LOL

    I swear Radley, I don’t want your FLASH DRIVE!

  44. #44 |  ChrisD | 

    Even worse, she shoved his dildo into the USB slot.

  45. #45 |  Alan | 

    Stay away from girls named “Trapper Keeper”.

  46. #46 |  RichR | 

    If he had given her a big enough hard drive, she wouldn’t have to resort to finishing with the mini.

  47. #47 |  Jeff | 

    Love bytes!

  48. #48 |  something_feral | 

    $ mount -wtf /dev/sda1 /ladybits

  49. #49 |  Jeff | 

    …I just ram, I ram all night and day…

  50. #50 |  Kidseven | 

    But did you hear what they found in her SCSI port?

  51. #51 |  anarch | 

    Is there a cervix contract on this thing?

  52. #52 |  Tony | 

    My hard drive was too big for port!!!

  53. #53 |  Joe | 

    #32 | Joe | April 28th, 2010 at 3:41 pm
    These are all great but #17 gets my vote.

    +0

    Either the order changed or I screwed up. I was referring to #18, the Intel Inside by PeeDub. That one is made of awesome

  54. #54 |  Flight_714 | 

    #48 is vastly underrated at this time.

    “Honey, no, that’s not plug and play compatible”

  55. #55 |  dead_elvis | 

    Huh, I guess she didn’t realize I was being literal rather than figurative when I said “you’d better fsck that drive before mounting it.”

  56. #56 |  Stephen | 

    Super saver?

  57. #57 |  PogueMahone | 

    “I was speechless… But you blurted out, “New hardware detected. Please wait a moment while I download driver software.” And then you froze up on me.”

  58. #58 |  smurfy | 

    She’s got a hell of a sex drive.

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