Having grown up in an area where the KKK was prolific and active…I just have to laugh that there is another hate based organization too nasty even for them.
ZappaCrappa is biding his time for Fred Phelps to die so I can attend his funeral carrying a large sign that will read….”GOD HATES ASSHOLES!” So far, there are 3 of us that plan on making the trip…also with plans to urinate on the grave (we are also taking donations to bail us out after the fact)….anyone else want to join us?
p.s. fuck you Fred and your whole inbred, unwashed, clan of idiots.
Nice opportunity for me to plug one of my personal heroes, Derek Webb, a bit of a fringe Christian artist and “confessed” libertarian. If you get the chance, check out his song to Fred Phelps, “Freddie Please”. A highlight:
“You know I love you honey
But I’ll bleed you dry with money
I’ll talk where I know you can hear
‘Cause Freddie can’t you see
Brother, you’re the one who’s queer”
You are more than welcome to join us Marty. We have actually been planning this for a few years now and seriously plan on making the trip and making a great time of it. We all have already picked our “sign slogans” and made up our chants. Should be a fun time. I wouldn’t mind at all if my 15 minutes of fame is for pissing on Fred’s coffin in the middle of his service…not in the least. But I doubt we will be able to get close enough for that…but you never know do you? If I have to wait until afterwards…that’s fine too. I’m patient enough to stick around for a day or 2 to get the opportunity if I have to. Hell…I won’t even mind if there’s a pic of me and my urine spewing penis plastered all over every major newspaper and website in the country! Now we just need Fred to go ahead and die like a good little bastard. Come on Fred…die…now….just die…you can’t outlive me you old nasty vile fuck.
I believe Phelps was actually a civil rights attorney at the beginning, even before forming his inbred cult. The fact that they aren’t racists is about the only good thing you can say about him and his creepy family. So opposition by the Klan doesn’t necessarily reflect the KKK’s stance on Westboro’s pickets, stalking, media whoring, lawsuit scams or general scumbaggery.