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A Post About Boobs
Thursday, December 10th, 2009Yep. Trying to get my search engine referrals up. But my headline doesn’t lie!
My 7 year old son was on the computer last night, as I worked on dinner. When he quit and went upstairs, I jumped on to finish an article I had started earlier. I clicked on my history and I see:
“Google search….Big Boobs”
He checked out a few pages. Then I see:
“Google search….Really Big Boobs”
I was a seven-year-old boy once. That progression totally makes sense. Click here to read about the subsequent Big Talk.
The good news is, the kid’s probably headed for a long, healthy life.
This post was not as much fun to read as I thought it would be from the title.
Won’t be long before he figures out how to get around the parents. The internet just stops kids from having to find that friend who knows where his dad’s playboy stash is. In my day, we had no internet, but there was no shortage of boobs to be found.
Atta!
From the last link, “Researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany did an in-depth analysis of 200 healthy males over a period of five years. Half the volunteers were instructed to ogle at the breasts of women daily, while the rest were told to refrain from doing so.”
I suspect the longevity difference was due to the added stress on the men who were attempting to refrain. (It’s not a double-blind study anyway.)
The study is a long-circulating hoax.
http://urbanlegends.about.com/od/medical/a/ogling_breasts.htm
Kids today have it too easy. Why, back in my day, we had to WORK for our “Really big boobs.”
David: I’m pretty sure that “study” wasn’t real.
That progression still makes sense. You can’t improve on some things.
I don’t now if that “study” if fake. People get money to study an awful number of weird things.
My problem is that the recently had an article about how researchers wanted to find men who never looked at porn and couldn’t. So where on Earth did they find a control group?
The good news is, the kid’s probably headed for a long, healthy life.
Not in a country where he’ll wind in up foster care after his parents are labeel as sex offenders for “letting” him look at pornography.
When I search for really big boobs on the internet, all that keeps comming up are Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi.
Unfortunately the claim that staring at breasts is helpful to a long life is an urban legend. The study in question never existed. See http://urbanlegends.about.com/od/medical/a/ogling_breasts.htm
Yes, very funny, but in reality Google’s #1 site is bigfuckingboobs.com. Would have loved to see the look on that kid’s face….
Am I the only one who googled the same thing out of curiosity? Maybe this kid knows something I don’t!
Awww…the PUPPIES with little brown noses!
I suspect this is the 7 year old in question.
So the kid has an interest in politicians, what’s the big deal?
I’m a health nut
The mom in the story explained to the kid that he didn’t need to go to the internet–if he wanted to learn something, he could ask his mom anything.
Given that what he wanted to learn seems to be “Where can I see pictures of really big boobs,” I’m not sure Mom would be the best source for the information.
“We will always know everything you do on that computer. We have ways through history to see EVERYTHING.”
I’m pretty sure that my 7-year-old self would have taken that as a challenge.
Seriously, though, the kid is fortunate to have parents that care enough to keep tabs on that and also know better than to freak about about stuff that is so utterly normal. When I think about how hysterical my mom got about that kind of thing, I wonder how I turned out as normally as I did.
My wife has 36DDs!
Booyah! I’m living a good long time!
“Given that what he wanted to learn seems to be “Where can I see pictures of really big boobs,” I’m not sure Mom would be the best source for the information.”
About the time when I was ready for The Talk, my Mom offered to show me her collection of nude pictures. And she brought out a dusty coffee-table book of paintings from the Met and said there’s nothing wrong with wanting to look at nudes. That took a lot of the thrill out of it. And to this day I’m not ashamed of sexuality.