Dalmatian!
Monday, December 7th, 2009Evening laughs with Matt Braunger. Gotta’ respect a man who can squeeze a solid bit out of owls.
| Jokes.com | ||||
| Matt Braunger – Owls | ||||
|
||||
Evening laughs with Matt Braunger. Gotta’ respect a man who can squeeze a solid bit out of owls.
| Jokes.com | ||||
| Matt Braunger – Owls | ||||
|
||||
In defense of owls– they seem to be difficult but possible pets. I’ve read a book by a woman who said that having an owl was like having a flying cat with diamond-hard claws. Considerably distracting and somewhat destructive, but it wasn’t attacking her.
I had a friend growing up who had a Dalmatian. His folks owned a summer camp and the Dalmatian was the perimeter patrol, that was when he was happiest. When he was relegated to a housedog the remainder of the year, he’d go stir crazy. That was the tightest wound sumbitch dog I ever saw. If you just LOOKED at him funny, he’d go off half-cocked and take 30 minutes to unwind.
Just say no to Dalmatians!
That dude went to my high school and my younger brother is friends with him. Nice to see that a kid from my home town has been working hard and has broken through to the bigger time the past few years. Saw him live at a small club in a few years ago, and he had a funny bit on vampires.
The Owls are not what they seem.