25 Responses to “It’s Sort of the Poor Man’s “Nixon With Elvis” Photo”

1. #1 |  j.dizzle |  November 25th, 2009 at 5:26 pm

   I love Joe’s tie pin.

   Speaking of Segal, have you had a chance to catch his show involving his escapades with the N.O.P.D.?

2. #2 |  John Jenkins |  November 25th, 2009 at 5:27 pm

   I enjoyed the comment that said Segal’s career would suffer for his appearance. How can something that is dead and buried suffer?

3. #3 |  Dave Krueger |  November 25th, 2009 at 5:40 pm

   Nice style statement. Segal dresses like Mao.

   This photo certainly adds to the mountain of evidence that says that every last one of the world’s tyrants have egos so huge and unrestrained that they cannot be contained by mere physical boundaries within the dimensions of the known universe. By their reckoning, in the wake of such greatness, one should be honored to be part of the inevitable collateral damage.

4. #4 |  hamburglar007 |  November 25th, 2009 at 6:02 pm

   All they need is Mary Beth Buchanan and you will have a douche sandwich.

5. #5 |  Mister DNA |  November 25th, 2009 at 6:08 pm

   John Jenkins beat me to it. This comment made me laugh:

   Bad move Steven. Your career will suffer for this photo.

   Let’s see… he’s gone from crappy straight-to-video action movies to crappy reality show. If his career is going to suffer because of that photo, I can’t wait to see what happens next.

   Plus… people who have watched a Steven Seagal movie have suffered much more than Steven Seagal ever will.

6. #6 |  Stephen |  November 25th, 2009 at 6:15 pm

   Aaaargh! it burns!

   I will use the mental image of that woman popping out of the cake on that navy movie he did as an antidote. :)

7. #7 |  Mike Leatherwood |  November 25th, 2009 at 7:04 pm

   Thanks. I just threw-up a little in my mouth.

8. #8 |  Lew |  November 25th, 2009 at 7:12 pm

   Jeeeezus – you ought to post a warning. That’s scary.

9. #9 |  claude |  November 25th, 2009 at 7:41 pm

   Well, after seeing the two turkeys in that pic, happy thanksgiving everyone. :-|

10. #10 |  JPB |  November 25th, 2009 at 8:10 pm

    WTF?

    He has got to be the only man ever photographed with both Sheriff Joe and the Dalai Lama.

    http://stevenseagalism.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/.pond/1-e.jpg.w300h180.jpg

11. #11 |  John Jenkins |  November 25th, 2009 at 8:23 pm

    @ #6 -Stephen: That would be Erika Eleniak in Under Siege. Google it and you’ll find caps.

12. #12 |  Tsu Dho Nihm |  November 25th, 2009 at 9:43 pm

    That picture is hilarious and deeply disturbing at the same time.

13. #13 |  Elroy |  November 26th, 2009 at 1:27 am

    Steven Seagal is a real cop? Please tell me this is an Onion story.

14. #14 |  Elroy |  November 26th, 2009 at 1:42 am

    I guess he really is a cop. And he has his own signature set of knives for sale. As the article below states what if he busts someone carrying one of his knives?

    http://www.realpolice.net/forums/police-officer-headlines-76/90592-steven-seagal-real-cop-wow.html

15. #15 |  random guy |  November 26th, 2009 at 10:01 am

    I love the hate in the comments. I think the vast majority of Arpaio’s followers just despise the man.

16. #16 |  MassHole |  November 26th, 2009 at 11:11 am

    Segal looks like a wax figure in that pic.

17. #17 |  Judi |  November 26th, 2009 at 11:24 am

    Well I ‘DID’ have an appetite for turkey, but after seeing these two…”I’m All Shook Up”! Thank you, thank you very much!

18. #18 |  omar |  November 26th, 2009 at 11:24 am

    Obama shakes Arpaio’s hand with a smile! WTF is this? I had no idea the tiniest tyrant in America had a twitter feed.

    http://twitpic.com/8sxi9

19. #19 |  woodbutcher |  November 26th, 2009 at 2:18 pm

    These guys are STILL? alive? I would have thought that walking bag of animal excrement would have been buried beneath a porta potty in one of his tent city’s by now. or maybe he is already and dead and maricopa county is now officaly hell on earth .

20. #20 |  Andrew Williams |  November 27th, 2009 at 2:44 am

    Twitpic. How appropriate.

21. #21 |  Andrew Williams |  November 27th, 2009 at 2:45 am

    I just threw up a little in my soul.

22. #22 |  Kristen |  November 27th, 2009 at 11:11 am

    My favorite comment: “he’s one of my favorite actors”….WTF?

23. #23 |  Jon Hendry |  November 28th, 2009 at 2:35 am

    “He has got to be the only man ever photographed with both Sheriff Joe and the Dalai Lama.”

    Arpaio would probably tase and arrest the Dalai Lama for being foreign.

24. #24 |  John Jenkins |  November 29th, 2009 at 10:02 pm

    @ #22 | Kristen: I think he meant the Sheriff.

25. #25 |  anonymous |  December 1st, 2009 at 11:46 am

    > #18 | omar | November 26th, 2009 at 11:24 am
    > Obama shakes Arpaio’s hand with a smile! WTF is this?
    > I had no idea the tiniest tyrant in America had a twitter feed.
    > http://twitpic.com/8sxi9

    “This photo certainly adds to the mountain of evidence that says that every last one of the world’s tyrants have egos so huge and unrestrained that they cannot be contained by mere physical boundaries within the dimensions of the known universe. By their reckoning, in the wake of such greatness, one should be honored to be part of the inevitable collateral damage.”

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