Comments on: Shit My Dad Says

By: Amused Girlf

Amused Girlf — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 10:46:00 +0000

shitmydadsays inspired me to finally put some of my boyfriend's amusing texts on twitter.

By: Nando

Nando — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 12:47:49 +0000

#3 | Stephen | August 24th, 2009 at 11:19 am
I love this guy!

I don’t even have voicemail set up on my cell phone. I refuse to jump through all the hoops to listen to it. It should be just one button push with no long drawn out bullshit that uses up your minutes.

You can always get an iPhone. You don’t have to jump through hoops with visual voicemail, just click on the voicemail page and then click on the message you want to listen to from the list.

As for this tweet (or twit??), it’s pretty funny. If I had twitter I’d probably follow this guy.

By: BamBam

BamBam — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 18:42:46 +0000

I’m not a fig plucker nor a fig plucker’s son, but I’ll pluck the figs until the fig plucker comes.

Miss on you pister, you’re not so muckin fuch, go in your own jackyard and back off.

– two of my dad’s tongue twister sayings (he grew up on a farm)

By: perlhaqr

perlhaqr — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 16:54:42 +0000

It’s like Texts From Last Night, with only one source. :D

By: Danno49

Danno49 — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 15:47:03 +0000

What the fuck is this shit? Twatter? Tweeter? Twitties? Back in the day when we had something to say to some sonofabitch, we’d say it to their face! And we’d say it in less than 140 goddamned characters!

By: K. Wilson

K. Wilson — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 15:45:50 +0000

That was great. What a wonderful use for Twitter, which normally bores the hell out of me.

By: Stephen

Stephen — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 15:19:37 +0000

I love this guy!

I don’t even have voicemail set up on my cell phone. I refuse to jump through all the hoops to listen to it. It should be just one button push with no long drawn out bullshit that uses up your minutes.

By: Judi

Judi — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 15:04:57 +0000

Gotta love this guy! I am following him now! I need a good laugh!

By: J sub D

J sub D — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 14:26:00 +0000

A dad after my own heart,

Why would i want to check a voicemail on my cell phone? People want to talk to me, call again. If i want to talk to you, I’ll answer.