Comments on: The Night I Got Engaged. And Wet My Pants.

By: Boyd Durkin

Boyd Durkin — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 13:05:11 +0000

All your money and everything it buys and pays for are just playthings for the royalty of government. Dance, monkey! It amuses them.

By: omar

omar — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 12:57:43 +0000

#20 | MG | When I propose, I’ll just ask Omar to step out of the shadows – but with a ring instead of a shotgun.

Thanks for thinking of me on your special day.

Love, Omar

By: chris

chris — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 07:41:01 +0000

I saw a reality show YEARS ago on TV about marriage proposals that had this exact scenario in it…

By: The Johnny Appleseed Of Crack

The Johnny Appleseed Of Crack — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 21:56:23 +0000

He proposed to her this way to show off how much power he wields, and she said yes because she is turned on by it. That’s so fucked up.

I think the wives of politicians are just as blameworthy as the politicians themselves. The support and encourage their evil husbands.

By: pegr

pegr — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 20:33:43 +0000

Because the Royal Elite deserve to use Their Men in any way They see fit. Who are you to question?

By: CHRISC

CHRISC — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 20:15:56 +0000

hey Moe!! Hey Larry!!! YYaaaaaaahhhh. wooooooo wooooooowooooowooo!!!! What a bunch of stooges. I guess these officers must have a great sense of humor. Now, how about when a civilian decides it would be funny to play a joke on the officers. Hilarity ensues!!

By: Aresen

Aresen — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 19:36:32 +0000

#4 | Bob | August 18th, 2009 at 10:24 am
What the hell does a ‘Delegate’ even do? Can’t that position be held by a blow up doll or a Turnip?

That would be a waste of a turnip.

By: MacGregory

MacGregory — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 18:54:54 +0000

“Ya know honey, I just wanted you to see that I can have you arrested anytime I want. I could kill you and no one would investigate. And, once you finally tire of you daily beatings, you won’t have anyone to call.”

By: digamma

digamma — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 18:43:38 +0000

Since no one has said it explicitly, I’ll point out that The Wire’s second season opens exactly like this: some rich elites’ party boat breaks down, and instead of towing them to shore the Baltimore PD marine unit just moves them out in the shipping channel and then sits by them for the rest of the night so they don’t have to stop partying.

By: Aspasia

Aspasia — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 18:40:51 +0000

When the day comes that he decides to use his police buddies again to enforce his “authority” in the household, I bet she won’t think it’s so cute then. Honey, run. While you still can.

By: JS

JS — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 18:15:07 +0000

Yea every police department need a marine unit and a helicopter unit. We cannot allow ANY place to be free from our exalted and fearsome presence.

What a lame excuse for a bunch of yahoos to go for a boat ride.

By: Ron

Ron — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 18:05:50 +0000

@Mattocracy,

But Julius Caesar would have. Have Gaul, that is.

Sorry. Couldn’t resist.

By: PogueMahone

PogueMahone — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 17:54:29 +0000

I’ve heard of a shotgun wedding. But a shotgun proposal!?!?

/rimshot

Cheers.

By: MG

MG — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 17:42:14 +0000

When I propose, I’ll just ask Omar to step out of the shadows – but with a ring instead of a shotgun.

By: Mattocracy

Mattocracy — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 17:37:00 +0000

I don’t think Vladamir Putin would have the gaul to propose to his girlfriend at gun point.

By: Hamburglar007

Hamburglar007 — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 17:19:20 +0000

Who the fuck terrorizes the person they are about to propose to? This marriage seems like it is a recipe for disaster.

By: Mick Savage

Mick Savage — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 17:16:26 +0000

RE: #15

I agree. And don’t just stop with the idiots on the scene – fire the dispatchers, the police chief, the “fearless leader” of each of the mopes individually on the scene, the air traffic controllers, the land and air support crews, the mechanics and then – whoever the mopes report to. Would that be the mayor and city council?

F-inga. These clowns are crying for budget, are in control of probably millions of dollars of militarized equipment (boats, helicopters, weapons) and there is no process to prevent? Not likely.

In fact, one could make a case that these idiots are thieves and made off with a boat and helicopter.

And fire the fricking auditors also, the damn bean counters who approved the equipment in the first damn place. If there are no controls and no business need for their damn toys – get rid of them.

By: Judas Peckerwood

Judas Peckerwood — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 16:52:16 +0000

Everybody involved in this abuse of power and misappropriation of public resources should be fired and made to reimburse the taxpayers.

By: OneByTheCee

OneByTheCee — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 16:41:21 +0000

#4 | Bob
“What the hell does a ‘Delegate’ even do? Can’t that position be held by a blow up doll or a Turnip?”

I can’t stop laughing, tears are flowing down my face as I write this!!

By: OneByTheCee

OneByTheCee — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 16:39:36 +0000

#1 | Marty
“I wonder what kinda firepower this idiot’s calling in for the divorce?”

ROFLMAO!!