8 Responses to ““Waking Up Dead””

1. #1 |  Mikestermike |  July 11th, 2009 at 11:59 pm

   Hilarious. I do so enjoy these

2. #2 |  KBCraig |  July 12th, 2009 at 2:02 am

   Brilliant!

3. #3 |  KBCraig |  July 12th, 2009 at 2:04 am

   Pelosi needs more cowbell. And cheese grater.

4. #4 |  Les |  July 12th, 2009 at 4:12 am

   Wow. Just beautiful.

5. #5 |  Sabrina Ballard |  July 12th, 2009 at 4:41 am

   This so great!

6. #6 |  claude |  July 12th, 2009 at 9:12 am

   LOL

7. #7 |  Cappy |  July 12th, 2009 at 8:53 pm

   Just thought I would leave a song here for the title “Waking Up Dead”.

   It started back in high school
   So cool, king of the scene
   You found that making people laugh
   Was more than just a dream
   The public took right to you
   Like flies to a pile of shit
   So funny and smart so talented
   But success just couldn’t fit
   Wasting your life
   No future is bright
   Dancing on your grave
   Living like a slave, someone should’ve said…
   N.F.L., Efilnikufein
   N.F.L
   N.F.L, Efilnikufesin
   N.F.L
   Wake up dead, in a plywood bed
   Six feet from the rest of your life
   And when you couldn’t see you own dependency
   N.F.L., NICE FUCKIN’ LIFE!

   The whole world is your playground
   Yet you can’t find your niche
   Your only friends helps you through
   Helps you dig your daily ditch
   The bottom line can’t touch you
   Cause you’re above the rest
   But your little friend’s the enemy
   And the bottom line is death

   Wasting your life
   No future is bright
   Dancing on your grave
   Living like a slave, someone should’ve said…

   N.F.L., Efilnikufesin
   N.F.L.
   N.F.L., Efilnikufesin
   N.F.L.
   Wake up dead, in a plywood bed
   Six feet from the rest of your life
   And when you couldn’t see your own dependency
   N.F.L., NICE FUCKIN’ LIFE

   You live a life of excess
   GODDAMN shame it’s such a waste
   Just one too many cookies
   From batch no one should taste
   Yet his memory still stays with us
   Cause watching him was fun
   Too bad things weren’t different
   Who knows what he’d have done

   Wasting your life
   No future is bright
   Dancing on your grave
   Living like a slave, someone should’ve said
   N.F.L., Efilnikufesin
   N.F.L.
   N.F.L., Eflinikufesin
   Wake up dead, in a plywood bed
   Six feet from the rest of your life
   And when you couldn’t see your own dependency
   N.F.L., NICE FUCKIN’ LIFE!

   - Efilinikufesin (N.F.L.)
   Anthrax (1987)

   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fhk3aTxxOw

8. #8 |  Andrew Williams |  July 13th, 2009 at 2:20 am

   “And he woke up dead.”

   Epic, EPIC WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!

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