7 Responses to “Mystery of the Vomiting Monkey”

1. #1 |  Bob |  June 6th, 2009 at 5:46 pm

   That doesn’t explain the Plumber’s crack.

2. #2 |  Will |  June 6th, 2009 at 8:13 pm

   Art?

3. #3 |  Boyd Durkin |  June 6th, 2009 at 8:42 pm

   Let ye who has not hurled from too much rum cast the first banana daiquiri.

4. #4 |  Bob |  June 6th, 2009 at 9:42 pm

   Oooo… Good one, Boyd. Banana Daiquiris would indeed be the bane of the Apes, “Planet of the Apes” style.

   They would try to outlaw them at first… but they’d be outlawing Bananas… a staple of their society.

   Eventually, B.R.A.T. (Banana Response And Tactics) teams would be executing thousands of search warrants a year against peaceable citizens, with Chimpanzees being unfairly targeted in the sweeps.

   Once 50% on the Chimpanzee population has been processed by the Simian Justice System, they’re all just treated as criminals and profiled as such on sight.

   …They should have just let the bananas be freely traded in the open market.

   Stupid Apes! We humans would never be so stupid!

5. #5 |  Michael Chaney |  June 7th, 2009 at 11:51 am

   Here we go again, charged with “resisting arrest”, even though there was no legal arrest taking place:

   New Jersey police officer pounds man on tape
   http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/06/06/jersey.police.beating/index.html

   Includes video.

6. #6 |  Boyd Durkin |  June 8th, 2009 at 1:35 am

   I want vomitting monkey in front of tanks on a t-shirt! And I’ll get them made in China.

7. #7 |  CC |  June 8th, 2009 at 11:10 am

   There is a huge gulf between art that I think is awesome and art that i would want in my house.

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