25 Responses to “The Heart Attack Grill”

1. #1 |  Steve Horwitz |  January 10th, 2009 at 6:45 pm

   The owner of that place should be a hero to freedom lovers everywhere.

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2. #2 |  MacK |  January 10th, 2009 at 7:01 pm

   Love the entire idea myself.
   Made me hungry , and horny all at the same time.

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3. #3 |  Alaska |  January 10th, 2009 at 7:02 pm

   God bless capitalism!

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4. #4 |  MichaelnotMike |  January 10th, 2009 at 7:04 pm

   But I really want lettuce on my triple bypass burger!

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5. #5 |  Former Army |  January 10th, 2009 at 7:50 pm

   Before anybody asks how long it will be before somebody tries to shut this place down,
   it’s already been tried.

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6. #6 |  badBrail |  January 10th, 2009 at 8:34 pm

   i love how you libertarians fawn over a place like this that promotes shitty health and ‘personal choice’, yet when one of the fatties that eats here starts draining on society, you complain. typical libertarian hypocrisy

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7. #7 |  pierre |  January 10th, 2009 at 8:45 pm

   That place’s food looks like ass. However I love the “smoke filterless ciggarettes” sign on the wall!

   I MUST have lettuce on my burger!

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8. #8 |  Threadjackers, please read. - Page 6 - Motorcycle-Journal Forums |  January 10th, 2009 at 8:45 pm

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9. #9 |  annemg |  January 10th, 2009 at 8:49 pm

   This is totally awesome. What’s funny is that people will think there’s something wrong with this…. as if you’re not ingesting 12000 calories at Outback this weekend.

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10. #10 |  Mike |  January 10th, 2009 at 8:54 pm

    Is it a good sign or a bad sign that I find the girls more interesting than the food?

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11. #11 |  Botch |  January 10th, 2009 at 9:54 pm

    Arizona? Damn, I’m in the wrong state. I wanna go!

       +0
12. #12 |  Lee Jones |  January 10th, 2009 at 10:48 pm

    Here is the link for the chicken fried bacon restaurant:

    http://www.seriouseats.com/2008/06/video-chicken-fried-bacon-sodolaks-original-country-inn-snook-texas.html

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13. #13 |  Jerry S |  January 11th, 2009 at 12:35 am

    badBrail – Dude care to present somewhere that libertarians have said that obese people are a drain on society?

    This place however, is great, nothing like a nice big juicy burger and a side of fries (in lard no less). Sweet!!!

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14. #14 |  Cynical In CA |  January 11th, 2009 at 1:40 am

    Don’t feed the troll.

    The proprietor is my hero. So is that nurse with the awesome rack.

    There’s a whole line of advertising dedicated to equating food and sex. TGIFriday’s had one of the funniest examples a while back.

    This place must be new. I was in Chandler a couple of years back and didn’t hear about it.

    Thanks for the link, Former Army, you read my mind.

    I want to start an anarchist restaurant. Everyone gets their food and then at a random moment all hell breaks loose with a food fight — the Hobbesian war of all against all.

    Ah, forget it — it’s been done already. That was my high school cafeteria.

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15. #15 |  Yes, please « Robbie’s Blog |  January 11th, 2009 at 1:47 am

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16. #16 |  Howlin' Hobbit |  January 11th, 2009 at 1:53 am

    Be it known by all here present that I am henceforth saving all random pennies for a bus ticket (one-way, cuz I’ll have a heart attack and die) to Tempe, AZ and for sufficient fundage to pay my tab at the Heart Attack Grill.

    Anyone who pees on the PC crowd is OK by me.

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17. #17 |  anarch |  January 11th, 2009 at 1:57 am

    Cynical,

    anarchism : Hobbes :: prudence : Heart Attack Grill.

    ;-)

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18. #18 |  Boyd Durkin |  January 11th, 2009 at 10:15 am

    Boobs and burgers. Maybe the terrorists haven’t won afterall.

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19. #19 |  Pete |  January 11th, 2009 at 11:18 am

    I’d never eat there, but it looks like fun!

       +0
20. #20 |  Dave Krueger |  January 11th, 2009 at 11:37 am

    #6 badBrail

    i love how you libertarians fawn over a place like this that promotes shitty health and ‘personal choice’, yet when one of the fatties that eats here starts draining on society, you complain.

    I think you’ll find that libertarians were against taxpayers picking up the tab for people’s unhealthy choices long before the current crusades against smokers and fat people were even conceived.

    We know that making the government (ie: taxpayers) pay the costs of some people’s poor choices results in government dictating how all people live. Nothing proves that quite like the popularity of the current campaigns to persecute people based on their life styles. As government pays a larger share of that, the behavioral mandates will increase. Staying healthy eventually becomes a patriotic duty. The new face of freedom.

    By the way, we don’t fawn over places that promote “shitty health”. We fawn over people who don’t cave into the mentality that everyone should think alike and value the same things.

    The people who hold liberty in lowest regard are those who already have it.

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21. #21 |  Cynical In CA |  January 11th, 2009 at 12:00 pm

    #17 | anarch | January 11th, 2009 at 1:57 am
    Cynical, anarchism : Hobbes :: prudence : Heart Attack Grill.

    I’m sure you got the sarcasm in my original post, anarch.

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22. #22 |  claude |  January 11th, 2009 at 3:25 pm

    That is a beautiful looking burger. The food looks good too.

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23. #23 |  anarch |  January 11th, 2009 at 6:07 pm

    libertarians were against taxpayers picking up the tab
    

    Yup, even at One Crazy Calorie.

    Cynical, Yassuh. Please forgive my reflexes/refluxes bristling whenever “anarchy” is invoked as an antithesis to communal well-being, whereas in fact… [insert rant on spontaneous order]

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24. #24 |  James D |  January 12th, 2009 at 12:12 pm

    This isn’t too far from where I work … the food isn’t really that great, but the view is nice. It’s basically a Hooters knock-off that serves burgers instead of wings. For my ‘heart attack’ lunch, I prefer a good Italian beef sandwich (there’s an Arizona chain called Luke’s that is the best I’ve ever had).

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25. #25 |  William |  January 13th, 2009 at 7:16 pm

    Nasty undisciplined fat ass bitches. Places like that should be burned to the ground.

       +0

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