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	<description>It rankles me when somebody tries to tell somebody what to do.</description>
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		<title>By: The Agitator &#187; Blog Archive &#187; Morning Links</title>
		<link>http://www.theagitator.com/2009/01/05/want-one-2/comment-page-1/#comment-229505</link>
		<dc:creator>The Agitator &#187; Blog Archive &#187; Morning Links</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Jan 2009 14:34:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] Tech blogger falls for The Onion&#8217;s MacBook Wheel parody. [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] Tech blogger falls for The Onion&#8217;s MacBook Wheel parody. [...]</p>
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		<title>By: Fritz</title>
		<link>http://www.theagitator.com/2009/01/05/want-one-2/comment-page-1/#comment-227668</link>
		<dc:creator>Fritz</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Jan 2009 18:22:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You right, Mike (#10). I don&#039;t be meanin&#039; no muthafuckin&#039; disrespect yo.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You right, Mike (#10). I don&#8217;t be meanin&#8217; no muthafuckin&#8217; disrespect yo.</p>
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		<title>By: MacK</title>
		<link>http://www.theagitator.com/2009/01/05/want-one-2/comment-page-1/#comment-227629</link>
		<dc:creator>MacK</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Jan 2009 15:22:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;Everything is just a few hundred clicks away.&quot;

Love how he just sneaks that sentence through.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Everything is just a few hundred clicks away.&#8221;</p>
<p>Love how he just sneaks that sentence through.</p>
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		<title>By: Boyd Durkin</title>
		<link>http://www.theagitator.com/2009/01/05/want-one-2/comment-page-1/#comment-227604</link>
		<dc:creator>Boyd Durkin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Jan 2009 14:29:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>My iPod touch nods knowingly.</description>
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		<title>By: Mike Healy</title>
		<link>http://www.theagitator.com/2009/01/05/want-one-2/comment-page-1/#comment-227593</link>
		<dc:creator>Mike Healy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Jan 2009 14:00:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That&#039;s &#039;Tha H-Dawg&#039;, Fritz.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That&#8217;s &#8216;Tha H-Dawg&#8217;, Fritz.</p>
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		<title>By: Fritz</title>
		<link>http://www.theagitator.com/2009/01/05/want-one-2/comment-page-1/#comment-227589</link>
		<dc:creator>Fritz</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Jan 2009 13:26:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>No one can touch The Onion on satire. May Herbert Kornfeld rest in peace.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>No one can touch The Onion on satire. May Herbert Kornfeld rest in peace.</p>
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		<title>By: Stephen</title>
		<link>http://www.theagitator.com/2009/01/05/want-one-2/comment-page-1/#comment-227576</link>
		<dc:creator>Stephen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Jan 2009 12:40:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;Spent 45 min typing out an e-mail&quot; LOL

The last line about the sudoku killer caught my attention too.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Spent 45 min typing out an e-mail&#8221; LOL</p>
<p>The last line about the sudoku killer caught my attention too.</p>
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		<title>By: the friendly grizzly</title>
		<link>http://www.theagitator.com/2009/01/05/want-one-2/comment-page-1/#comment-227559</link>
		<dc:creator>the friendly grizzly</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Jan 2009 10:50:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>VERY clever. I own two Macs and an iPhone (and am HIGHLY pleased with all three), but Apple DOES need their tail twisted now and then.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>VERY clever. I own two Macs and an iPhone (and am HIGHLY pleased with all three), but Apple DOES need their tail twisted now and then.</p>
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		<title>By: Mike H</title>
		<link>http://www.theagitator.com/2009/01/05/want-one-2/comment-page-1/#comment-227556</link>
		<dc:creator>Mike H</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Jan 2009 10:19:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;ve &lt;b&gt;never&lt;/b&gt; seen satire invested with this level of verisimilitude...

The Onion ought to win some major awards for this.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve <b>never</b> seen satire invested with this level of verisimilitude&#8230;</p>
<p>The Onion ought to win some major awards for this.</p>
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		<title>By: KBCraig</title>
		<link>http://www.theagitator.com/2009/01/05/want-one-2/comment-page-1/#comment-227545</link>
		<dc:creator>KBCraig</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Jan 2009 08:14:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>*snort*wheeze*gasp*.... OMG! 

I&#039;m a &lt;i&gt;huge&lt;/i&gt; Mac fan since &#039;84, and I laughed my ass off!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>*snort*wheeze*gasp*&#8230;. OMG! </p>
<p>I&#8217;m a <i>huge</i> Mac fan since &#8217;84, and I laughed my ass off!</p>
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		<title>By: Gonzo</title>
		<link>http://www.theagitator.com/2009/01/05/want-one-2/comment-page-1/#comment-227539</link>
		<dc:creator>Gonzo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Jan 2009 07:18:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;The abortion went well.&quot;

Why did i only catch that one?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;The abortion went well.&#8221;</p>
<p>Why did i only catch that one?</p>
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		<title>By: Marty</title>
		<link>http://www.theagitator.com/2009/01/05/want-one-2/comment-page-1/#comment-227512</link>
		<dc:creator>Marty</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Jan 2009 04:24:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&#039;reinventing the wheel&#039;- that is superb!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8216;reinventing the wheel&#8217;- that is superb!</p>
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		<title>By: Bob</title>
		<link>http://www.theagitator.com/2009/01/05/want-one-2/comment-page-1/#comment-227505</link>
		<dc:creator>Bob</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Jan 2009 04:12:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You gotta be kidding, right? This is a joke, right?

Ah! Onion News Network.

Holy CRAP that&#039;s hilarious! It was so well done I almost thought that was a real product.

The only way to top that is to have a laptop with a &#039;VOB keyboard&#039;  ... &quot;Virtual Ouija Board&quot;, where you just place your fingers on the Ouija pads and think out the text without actually moving your fingers.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You gotta be kidding, right? This is a joke, right?</p>
<p>Ah! Onion News Network.</p>
<p>Holy CRAP that&#8217;s hilarious! It was so well done I almost thought that was a real product.</p>
<p>The only way to top that is to have a laptop with a &#8216;VOB keyboard&#8217;  &#8230; &#8220;Virtual Ouija Board&#8221;, where you just place your fingers on the Ouija pads and think out the text without actually moving your fingers.</p>
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		<title>By: Michael Chaney</title>
		<link>http://www.theagitator.com/2009/01/05/want-one-2/comment-page-1/#comment-227494</link>
		<dc:creator>Michael Chaney</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Jan 2009 03:54:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>My sides hurt from laughing, and I own something like 5 or 6 Macs.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My sides hurt from laughing, and I own something like 5 or 6 Macs.</p>
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