14 Responses to “Want One”

1. #1 |  Michael Chaney |  January 5th, 2009 at 11:54 pm

   My sides hurt from laughing, and I own something like 5 or 6 Macs.

      +5
2. #2 |  Bob |  January 6th, 2009 at 12:12 am

   You gotta be kidding, right? This is a joke, right?

   Ah! Onion News Network.

   Holy CRAP that’s hilarious! It was so well done I almost thought that was a real product.

   The only way to top that is to have a laptop with a ‘VOB keyboard’ … “Virtual Ouija Board”, where you just place your fingers on the Ouija pads and think out the text without actually moving your fingers.

      +3
3. #3 |  Marty |  January 6th, 2009 at 12:24 am

   ‘reinventing the wheel’- that is superb!

      +2
4. #4 |  Gonzo |  January 6th, 2009 at 3:18 am

   “The abortion went well.”

   Why did i only catch that one?

      +4
5. #5 |  KBCraig |  January 6th, 2009 at 4:14 am

   *snort*wheeze*gasp*…. OMG!

   I’m a huge Mac fan since ‘84, and I laughed my ass off!

      +2
6. #6 |  Mike H |  January 6th, 2009 at 6:19 am

   I’ve never seen satire invested with this level of verisimilitude…

   The Onion ought to win some major awards for this.

      +3
7. #7 |  the friendly grizzly |  January 6th, 2009 at 6:50 am

   VERY clever. I own two Macs and an iPhone (and am HIGHLY pleased with all three), but Apple DOES need their tail twisted now and then.

      +2
8. #8 |  Stephen |  January 6th, 2009 at 8:40 am

   “Spent 45 min typing out an e-mail” LOL

   The last line about the sudoku killer caught my attention too.

      +1
9. #9 |  Fritz |  January 6th, 2009 at 9:26 am

   No one can touch The Onion on satire. May Herbert Kornfeld rest in peace.

      +2
10. #10 |  Mike Healy |  January 6th, 2009 at 10:00 am

    That’s ‘Tha H-Dawg’, Fritz.

       +1
11. #11 |  Boyd Durkin |  January 6th, 2009 at 10:29 am

    My iPod touch nods knowingly.

       +1
12. #12 |  MacK |  January 6th, 2009 at 11:22 am

    “Everything is just a few hundred clicks away.”

    Love how he just sneaks that sentence through.

       +2
13. #13 |  Fritz |  January 6th, 2009 at 2:22 pm

    You right, Mike (#10). I don’t be meanin’ no muthafuckin’ disrespect yo.

       +1
14. #14 |  The Agitator » Blog Archive » Morning Links |  January 12th, 2009 at 10:34 am

    [...] Tech blogger falls for The Onion’s MacBook Wheel parody. [...]

       +0

---