Comments on: He’s Not a Loomer

By: Dinger

Dinger — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 19:26:12 +0000

My wife my the local paper when she called the police at 2am due to a raccoon having entered our house after falling through an open skylight. I figured that would be the all time lamest thing to make a local paper. I mean really? A raccoon? That makes the paper?

But how can a lost raccoon compete with a rectally challenged kitten?

I thought I lived in a small town.

By: Zeb

Zeb — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 18:39:54 +0000

Gotta love Kindergarten Cop references!

By: Bill

Bill — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 11:48:23 +0000

I just feel bad for the kitten in the next story…

By: John Jenkins

John Jenkins — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 04:25:34 +0000

@Aresen: That’s easy, the cutout has more personality.

By: Nathan A

Nathan A — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 03:58:40 +0000

Fark’s HOTY contest really got to you, didn’t it Radley? :)

By: Aresen

Aresen — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 03:55:53 +0000

How did they tell the difference between the cardboard cutout and the real Ahnold?

By: Helmut O' Hooligan

Helmut O' Hooligan — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 03:37:14 +0000

This time the cardboard cutout did not necessitate a SWAT call-out. One must appreciate progress wherever he can find it these days.

By: Anonymo

Anonymo — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 03:06:40 +0000

The one beneath that is just…