Well, Duh

Saturday, December 20th, 2008

Quote of the day:

“Once there was a girl . . . I loved her. I tried to approach her many times, but she rejected me. But since I became a pirate, she has tried nine times to get with me.

Just watch out for ninjas.  They’re always sneaking up and trying to steal pirates’ babes.

Insert your own “booty” joke here.

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7 Responses to “Well, Duh

  1. #1 |  Rick Caldwell | 

    Send Hannah Garman a Christmas card.

  2. #2 |  Helmut O' Hooligan | 

    “Residents say the pirates are building houses, buying flashy cellphones and air-conditioned SUVs, gifting friends and relatives with hundreds and sometimes thousands of dollars, and winning the attention of beautiful women, who seem to be flocking to pirate towns from miles around.”

    Don’t worry, the young pirates will retire soon enough, stop their violent ways and sign lucrative contracts with record companies to share their special brand of pirate rap. Arrrrrrrrrr! Word is they may develop a strategic partnership with 50 cent.

  3. #3 |  Marty | 

    ‘I’m a pussy Pirate my name is Jack Sparrow, take off my pants so you can see my flesh arrow.
    (Boats ‘n’ Hoes, Boats ‘n’ Hoes, I gotta have me more boats ‘n’ hoes.) x2′

    I loved ‘Step Brothers’!

  4. #4 |  edintally | 


    thanks marty, hadn’t seen that

  5. #5 |  cuernimus | 

    This made me smile. Then I saw this google ad “Chedda gets Cheddar: Read How I Make $5gs a Month with Free Government Money” and was sad.

  6. #6 |  John Wilburn | 

    One day, in the Garden of Eden, Adam knew his helpmeet, Eve. When they were fulfilled, Eve went to the river, to cleanse herself. While she was gone, The Lord, who had come to visit, found Adam in repose, beneath a tree. And the Lord said “Adam, where is thy helpmeet, Eve?” And Adam answered, “Lord, we have known each other, and now mine helpmeet is at the river, cleansing herself.” And the Lord said, “Aw man! You know, I ain’t never gonna get that smell outta those fish!”

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