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Want One.

Monday, November 24th, 2008

Monkey waiters!?!  Longtime Agitator readers:  Our dream is one step closer to reality.  Just keep them away from the frozen fish.

Thanks to my brother for the link.


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7 Responses to “Want One.”

  1. #1 |  Adolphus |  November 24th, 2008 at 10:51 am

    As a museum professional my dream has always been for monkey docents. Maybe even monkey historic re-enactors. Monkey waiters are an excellent first step.

    I can’t get link to work, btw.

  2. #2 |  Josh |  November 24th, 2008 at 11:28 am

    So how long before some activist group comes out denouncing the exploitation of these monkeys??

  3. #3 |  Ohio Dale BOley |  November 24th, 2008 at 1:00 pm

    Now we just need an island!

  4. #4 |  MacK |  November 24th, 2008 at 1:07 pm

    I just hope one of those little guys is not name Cornelius, because one did resemble Roddy McDowall.

  5. #5 |  Salvo |  November 24th, 2008 at 2:16 pm

    Dream? More like nightmare. How long before these undocumented Japanese monkey waiters start taking the jobs from the god-fearing American monkeys? Sure, those on the loony left will say that the Japanese monkeys are only doing jobs that American monkeys won’t do, but we all know the truth: this is part of a coordinated attempt on the behalf of illegal monkey aliens to subvert our democracy and build a monkey highway directly from Canada to Mexico, while decimating our monkey economy.

    Thank god we have groups like the Minutemonkeys to patrol our borders and fight the incoming monkey waiter invasion.

  6. #6 |  Bryan |  November 24th, 2008 at 7:59 pm

    What time do the monkeys fight?

  7. #7 |  Jason |  November 24th, 2008 at 8:27 pm

    I think I’d lose my appetite.
    http://rightklik.blogspot.com/

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