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Thursday, November 20th, 2008A delayed response to my last Fox column on advice for Barack Obama:
I wonder what cheesy degree you do have. Something I could sleep through and pass; yet you think you are an intellectual giant. You’re a propagandist for a Failed Socialist system from the beginning of time until now. Except you all think you can pull it off this time because your so smart. Never has worked, never will. You’re a robot of the liberal machine. Not an intellectual like you believe. You’re a complete dummy. The fact that so few people even pay you a compliment like “Mental Midget” and that you have the time to respond personally, speaks volumes….So here goes. SHUT UP (pause) DUMMY! It’s about time you fools start getting back the intolerance from the opposing views you’ve been giving out for years without any opposition with even voice from the people to blast through your liberal machine in the elitist media.
Kevin Rowley
Rage against the “liberal machine”!!!!! Radley Balko, propagandist for a Failed Socialist system (why was failed capitalized?). Balko? A socialist? Now I’ve heard everything.
I don’t get why he pauses in between shut up and dummy…regardless, I laughed for a few minutes at this
It looks like somebody slept through but passed grammar lessons.
Radley, you were alive at the beginning of time?
You appear to be in your 30’s. What anti-aging cream are you using? And how much is the stuff?
Questions: Is it worse to be called a “Mental Midget” (with capital letters) or a “complete dummy” (lower case)? Is there such a thing as an incomplete dummy? lol
“Something I could sleep through and pass…” Oh, Kevin, you have obviously done your fair share of sleepwalking through life.
At least he didnt call u a “fuckhole”, so things r improving. Baby steps…
Radley, as funny as I find these emails, I’m afraid you might be feeding the trolls a little. This guy is probably just off his meds.
Dear Mr. Rowley,
I received your e-mail of November 20, 2008, and let me tell you how comforting it was to find out that you are not on my side. Just when I was beginning to lose hope about the correctness of my worldview, the discovery that you are opposed to it gave me just the boost I need to continue with new enthusiasm.
Feeding the trolls? I don’t know, I kind of like to indulge them myself sometimes.
If you really do receive emails like these on a daily basis, I wish you’d set up an “email of the day,” away from the main feed. It’s just the kind of comic relief I need most days.
its pretty funny, and then you remember that this guy probably votes.
You do seem to be getting hit with the “L” word quite a bit lately, Radley. “The first time someone calls you a horse…”
I’ve read the last sentence 3 times and I still don’t know what it means.
Mental midgets, such as the guy who responded to your Fox column with this e-mail, don’t use words in an deliberate, meaningful way. For them, words don’t express carefully delineated ideas; rather, words — in this case, labels like “socialist” or “liberal” — become associated in their minds with a particular emotional state.
This particular midget sees you criticizing President Bush and offering advice to President-elect Obama. This makes him angry. And in that mad surge of emotion that he experiences, he just vomits any and all political terms that he has come to associate with what makes him upset.
I would bet that he could give no definition of socialist or liberal, other than to point to people Sean Hannity rails on about.
I’m actually encouraged by this. It shows how far technology has come in our lifetimes, that someone who just 10 short years ago would have struggled to figure out WebTV can now find the Fox News website and send someone an email.
Typical anti-intellectual republicrat. This is the kind of thinking that the GOP needs to purge or they will find themselves on the outside looking in. The gentleman obviously slept through reading comprehension.
I have a republicrat friend (loves Palin) with whom I play a mean-spirited game. As we discuss politics, I make him use his brain as I espouse rather libertarian philosophies. As he begins to change his position to support mine, I slowly take him back to the republicrat party line, essentially doing a 180. He has never noticed, ever. I have had him agree with totally opposing positions within ten minutes. Bahhhh, bahhhh, bahhhhh!
I used to be like this guy… disagree with me on something and is obvious you are part of the evil liberal agenda to ruin the world.
The sad thing Radley, is that I bet if you explained your positions on economics and limited government he would might apologize and realize he has more in common with you than he originally thought. Too bad he has warn out welcome mat already.
Slippery slope people! Offering constructive advice can lead to jack-booted thuggery.
WOLVERINES!
did you tell him it’s “you’re so smart”, not “your so smart”?
Reads like it was skimmed directly from FreeRepublic (now there’s a mis-titled site).
By alienating us he’s actually helping the Liberal Machine… goofy bastard is a Soros slave and doesn’t even know it.
I propose we just quit and allow “your” to be used instead of “you’re”. Face it, people are NEVER going to get this right. We’ve lost the battle.
Could this Rowley character be a distant cousin of Monica cROWLEY? He makes about as much sense as she normally does!
Yeah, ya damn pinko, commie, liberal!
“Is there any such thing as an incomplete dummy?”
Yes, there is, and if you’ve taken a CPR class recently you’ve seen one.
#19 Boyd Durkin: Yeah, maybe your right.
ya know, i kinda agree with this K. Rowley guy. i bet he’s sweet.
He has a great future as a standup comedian.