Although my Blob is perfect, I will concede that his pumpkins do have slightly more detail, realism, artistic expression, and skill needed to accomplish the end result.

I cannot name a better real world application of anarchy than this.

Except this “application of anarchy” required urban planners, architects and urban officials, as well as government funding, to even begin to be approachable. Outside of the box thinking certainly, but hardly anarchistic.

Then dump a bucket of salt water over his ass. And then if he asks for pain medication, call him a pussy, hand him some Advil(tm), and tell him to cowboy up. He’s too much of a coward to go after real criminals, he’s got to stomp on an unarmed peasant with a sign.

“I’m reminded of the great Dutch urban planner Jan Gehl, who made pedestrians safer by seemingly making streets riskier. The NYT explains how his invention, the woonerf, works:

Pioneered in the Netherlands — the word roughly translates as “living street” — the woonerf erases the boundary between sidewalk and street to give pedestrians the same clout as cars. Elements like traffic lights, stop signs, lane markings and crossing signals are removed, while the level of the street is raised to the same height as the sidewalk. A woonerf, which is surfaced with paving blocks to signal a pedestrian-priority zone, is, in effect, an outdoor living room, with furniture to encourage the social use of the street. Surprisingly, it results in drastically slower traffic, since the woonerf is a people-first zone and cars enter it more warily. “The idea is that people shall look each other in the eye and maneuver in respect of each other,” Mr. Gehl said.”

I cannot name a better real world application of anarchy than this.

Violence compartmentalized is augmented.

Violence diffused is diminished.

I’m concerned about the disorderly conduct catch-all charge here. The police say he was arrested for failing to obey an order, but it’s pretty clear it was not a lawful order. Ultimately, I bet he gets fined for standing too close to the street (seriously, what does that mean), even though we all know it was about the sign.