Comments on: Alaska Video http://www.theagitator.com/2008/09/02/alaska-video/ It rankles me when somebody tries to tell somebody what to do. Fri, 10 Feb 2012 13:06:04 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2 By: livingpre911still http://www.theagitator.com/2008/09/02/alaska-video/comment-page-1/#comment-175826 livingpre911still Tue, 02 Sep 2008 23:13:37 +0000 http://www.theagitator.com/?p=10560#comment-175826 Chef... you don't want seals... try manatees instead... seals taste like the fish they eat... now manatees, they eat aquatic vegetation... and have red meat... that's why the sailors who first arrived in the US called them "Sea Cows"... don't you know a voyage across the atlantic eating nothing but fish, salted pork and sea turtle would get a tad old... then you come across this fattened, lazing chunk of red meat... manna from heaven.... and yes, I have been called a volatile store of useless information... Chef… you don’t want seals… try manatees instead… seals taste like the fish they eat… now manatees, they eat aquatic vegetation… and have red meat… that’s why the sailors who first arrived in the US called them “Sea Cows”… don’t you know a voyage across the atlantic eating nothing but fish, salted pork and sea turtle would get a tad old… then you come across this fattened, lazing chunk of red meat… manna from heaven….

and yes, I have been called a volatile store of useless information…

]]> By: The_Chef http://www.theagitator.com/2008/09/02/alaska-video/comment-page-1/#comment-175820 The_Chef Tue, 02 Sep 2008 22:56:52 +0000 http://www.theagitator.com/?p=10560#comment-175820 Sweet ... now where does one find seal meat online? I like eating cute animals. Sweet … now where does one find seal meat online? I like eating cute animals.

]]> By: livingpre911still http://www.theagitator.com/2008/09/02/alaska-video/comment-page-1/#comment-175818 livingpre911still Tue, 02 Sep 2008 22:46:09 +0000 http://www.theagitator.com/?p=10560#comment-175818 ... Yes... an important part of the eskimo's diet... a documentor once went with an eskimo hunter as he snuck up on a polar bear looking into an ice hole, once the stalk was complete, the documentor asked why the Eskimo did not shoot... "You must wait for better luck" was the reply... after a couple of hours the polar bear swatted out a seal and the eskimo shot, taking both seal and polar bear back to the village. Trust me, the local fishermen don't think seals are so cute. Isn't there some big battle in Oregon or somewhere with the seals camped out for easy pickin's by some expensive fish ladder made to insure salmon or steelhead could spawn in the fresh water streams? The safest place for this seal is on a dock where tourist boats are located... odds are different on a fishing dock... as it should be. … Yes… an important part of the eskimo’s diet… a documentor once went with an eskimo hunter as he snuck up on a polar bear looking into an ice hole, once the stalk was complete, the documentor asked why the Eskimo did not shoot… “You must wait for better luck” was the reply… after a couple of hours the polar bear swatted out a seal and the eskimo shot, taking both seal and polar bear back to the village.

Trust me, the local fishermen don’t think seals are so cute. Isn’t there some big battle in Oregon or somewhere with the seals camped out for easy pickin’s by some expensive fish ladder made to insure salmon or steelhead could spawn in the fresh water streams? The safest place for this seal is on a dock where tourist boats are located… odds are different on a fishing dock… as it should be.

]]> By: The_Chef http://www.theagitator.com/2008/09/02/alaska-video/comment-page-1/#comment-175738 The_Chef Tue, 02 Sep 2008 19:49:22 +0000 http://www.theagitator.com/?p=10560#comment-175738 ... but can you eat it? … but can you eat it?

]]> By: Agitatrix http://www.theagitator.com/2008/09/02/alaska-video/comment-page-1/#comment-175706 Agitatrix Tue, 02 Sep 2008 18:13:33 +0000 http://www.theagitator.com/?p=10560#comment-175706 Cough. Hat Tip to the Agitatrix for her fine camera work. Cough. Hat Tip to the Agitatrix for her fine camera work.

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