Posts From: August, 2008

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Monday, August 18th, 2008

After bailouts, Fed struggling with credibility

The Washington Post profiles Bob Barr

“I love ticks. They are highly evolved and utterly fascinating arachnids.” The Wild Party, a blog about urban entomology, is both creepy and fascinating.

British government urges butt clenches at the bus stop [Thanks, Baylen]

While in the U.S., men just buy butt pads

Starbucks not snobby enough for Australian palate

Chinese Democracy nearing release? There could be a Dr Pepper in your future

Jacob Grier

About face

Monday, August 18th, 2008

Time to finish off the 19th Centurty. We pick up as the “crestfallen dude” is being escorted out of the courtroom…

Opium and alcohol are rather different experiences that don’t mix—either physically or psychically—which might account for the dude’s memory lapse. Thomas De Quincey, the popular author of the 1822 Confessions of an English Opium-Eater, describes it well: “The pleasure given by wine is always rapidly mounting…after which as rapidly it declines; that from opium, when once generated, is stationary for eight to ten hours: the first, to borrow a technical distinction from medicine, is a case of acute, the second of chronic, pleasure; the one is a flickering flame, the other a steady and equable glow. But the main distinction lies in this—that whereas wine disorders the mental faculties, opium, on the contrary (if taken in a proper manner), introduces amongst them the most exquisite order, legislation, and harmony.”

At the time, there was little research done exploring the relationship between opium use and drinking. But there was at least one noteworthy study: an 1872 look at the opium boom by the Massachusetts State Board of Health. The reason for the dramatic upswing in opiate use, it concluded, wasn’t the Chinese or the Civil War—it was the temperance movement.

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How to baconify your bourbon

Saturday, August 16th, 2008

Benton's Old Fashioned

Since my home bar was among the things I had to leave behind when I moved from Virginia, I’m limited in my cocktail blogging right now. But since bacon and bourbon are two Agitator favorites, I thought a post about how to deliciously combine the two was the least I could offer. (Why would you want to put bacon in your bourbon? If you have to ask, this isn’t the post for you.)

Alcohol is very good at extracting flavors. It’s easy to use for infusions. Throw some raspberries in some gin, let it sit for a day or two, strain out the raspberries, and voila, you’ve got raspberry gin. Unfortunately, your raspberries are going to taste pretty nasty now. That’s fine for fruit, but who wants to waste bacon? Luckily, there’s a better way.

It’s unappetizingly called “fat-washing.” It works on the basic principle that most of the flavor elements in a fat are also soluble in alcohol. This means that instead of having to ruin good bacon in an infusion, you can just use the melted fat. I got to sample a use of this technique last month at Tales of the Cocktail, a fantastic annual convention of cocktail enthusiasts held in New Orleans every summer. I’m getting baconostalgic just thinking about it. This recipe comes from PDT in New York and it makes a bourbon with an intense, smoky aroma and a true bacon flavor.

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Notes from Alaska

Saturday, August 16th, 2008

Kicking off day three of our vacation today. Regrettably, our “flightseeing” tour over Mt. McKinley was canceled due to crummy weather. But that gives me some time to write up a few highlights, observations, and random notes from the first couple days:

  • On the flight from Minneapolis to Anchorage, I sat next to a rugged-looking guy. We got to chatting, and I explained I was on vacation, and was looking forward to visiting the art galleries and bohemian shops of Homer, the Kennai Fjords tour, etc. I then asked why he was headed to Alaska. He answered that he would be riding a motorcycle from Anchorage to Prudhoe Bay (a 1,000 mile trip), where he’d go out on a boat with his brother to remote islands to hunt caribou a bow and arrow. At which point I thought, “I am not a man.”

  • I liked Anchorage. The guide books were a little down on the town, but there’s definitely some charm to it. We had dinner at a place called Sacks, which would hold its own in a trendy neighborhood in just about any other city in the country. I had salmon tempura rolls for an appetizer, which were crispy, salmony, and delicious. The Agitatrix was quite fond of her tomato-gorgonzola soup. My main dish was a duck breast salad, hers was a grilled calamari salad. Both were terrific. We had breakfast at a pretty good greasy spoon called the Snow Goose Cafe. Reindeer sausage is tasty. We had drinks and dinner with the head of the Alaska Cabaret, Hotel, and Restaurant Association and his wife, whom I met when I spoke in Kodiak a few years ago.
  • The afternoon of our first day, we went to a sled dog demonstration. Highlight of the day. I didn’t realize that sled dogs are mutts. I always assumed they were Alaskan Huskies. One dog can pull about 1,000 pounds. Plucky little pooches. Pictures forthcoming. Depending on my Internet access, I may try to do some “Sunday Evening Sled Dog Blogging.”
  • Sadly, Anchorage is still serviced by “Ted Stevens International Airport.” And judging by the letters to the editor in the newspapers up here, Alaska is still quite fond of ol’ “Uncle Ted.” I guess if he were constantly sending me expensive gifts at taxpayer expense, I’d be pretty fond my uncle, too. Also, on the subject of Alaskan politics, the state’s MILF-tastic governor is now in some trouble, too. Seems she or someone on her staff intervened to fire a state trooper who was in the midst of a custody battle with the governor’s sister. Thing is, the guy also deserved to be fired. He’d apparently made some death threats, tazed his 11-year-old son, and driven his squad car drunk. Seems like a non-scandal to me. But I’m not all that read up on it.
  • The Alaska Railroad is a lot of fun. We took one of the glass-domed cars from Anchorage to Talkeetna yesterday. Didn’t see much wildlife, but the scenery was spectacular. We’ll be taking it again this afternoon from Talkeetna to Denali National Park.
  • Talkeetna is quaint and touristy, but in a good way. It’s a town of 700 people, inspiration for the TV series Northern Exposure, and consists of three blocks of art galleries, coffee shops, restaurants, and adventure outfitters. This is also the best place to book a flight to see Mt. McKinley, so there are about a half-dozen companies that will take you up in a little bi-plane for a couple of hours. Our flight was supposed to include a landing on a glacier, but as I mentioned, the damned weather got in the way. We’re hoping to reschedule one from Denali National Park. The best thing I’ve eaten so far in Alaska is a grilled salmon taco at a little trailer stand just off of Main Street, here. Also, the Roadhouse restaurant serves sourdough pancakes that are bigger than your face. Even if you have a huge face.
  • Yesterday’s activity was a jet-boat tour of the Susitna, Chulitna and Talkeetna rivers, all three of which converge near here. It’s kinda’ cool because they’re three very distinct rivers. One is packed with sand bars, one with downed trees and large logs, and the other is bright green with glacial silt. All three are hopping with spawning silver salmon. The boat glides over them like an oversized waverunner. We saw about a dozen bald eagles, but not much else in the way of wildlife. But still lots of fun.
  • Rental cars in Alaska are ridiculously expensive. I’m told this is because of one particularly ornery legislator who owns several Avis franchises in Alaska. The guy apparently pissed off enough of his colleagues that they hit rental cars with a eight percent sales tax, an additional 11 percent tax for renting at the airport, and a $5 per day rental fee. There’s also an additional 10 percent tax if you rent the car in Anchorage. Not the most tourist-friendly policy.

I’ll have some photos next week. Earlier if we have the Intertubes in Denali.

A crestfallen dude

Saturday, August 16th, 2008

More temperance. This section follows after this one…

Jill Lepore sums up the conventional understanding of why American drinking collapsed beginning in the 1830s in a 2007 New Yorker article. “If you were to look at a map, and chart these changes, you’d see that they follow the course of the nation’s growing network of canals and railroads. The canal or railroad arrives, and the people join churches; the people join churches, and they drink less. How do historians account for these correlations? The answer, at first, seems obvious: preachers spread the Gospel; the same boats and trains that carried cash crops from farms to towns brought revivalist ministers from towns to farms,” she writes, before asking, “But, once they got there, why did anyone listen to them?”

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Why Russia Was Wrong to Invade Georgia

Friday, August 15th, 2008

According to John McCain:

In the 21st century, nations don’t invade other nations.

Seriously. He said that without even a hint of irony. The mind truly boggles. And in related news, Ike Turner says you should be kind to your wife. Video below the fold.
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Harrison Bergeron, the film

Friday, August 15th, 2008

2081: Everyone Will Finally Be Equal. Trailer and more info at the site:

Based on the short story Harrison Bergeron by celebrated author Kurt Vonnegut, 2081 depicts a dystopian future in which, thanks to the 212th Amendment to the Constitution and the unceasing vigilance of the United States Handicapper General, everyone is finally equal… The strong wear weights, the beautiful wear masks and the intelligent wear earpieces that fire off loud noises to keep them from taking unfair advantage of their brains. It is a poetic tale of triumph and tragedy about a broken family, a brutal government, and an act of defiance that changes everything.

Featuring an original score performed by the world-renowned Kronos Quartet (Requiem for a Dream) and narration by Academy Award Nominee Patricia Clarkson (Far From Heaven, Goodnight and Good Luck), 2081 stars James Cosmo (Braveheart, Trainspotting, Narnia), Julie Hagerty (Airplane!, What About Bob?) and Armie Hammer (Justice League).

Via Caleb Brown.

Jacob Grier

Not so morning links

Friday, August 15th, 2008

These are almost morning links in the way that Upper Peninsula island internet access is almost reliable. I’m catching up after 18 hours of downtime.

Spirits writer Paul Clarke tells you what you need to know about vermouth

Latte art makes the WSJ front page

Michael Siegel debunks Los Angeles’ proposed outdoor smoking ban

NYC may ban texting while driving

Banning beer pong. And why not water pong, while we’re at it?

Seattle police say that patrolling world’s largest pro-pot rally not stressful. Well, duh.

Virginia Postrel and Kate Coe launch Deep Glamour blog

Jacob Grier

American idealism

Friday, August 15th, 2008

Back to the temperance movement. This excerpt follows directly after this one. 

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Let Them Ride Bikes

Thursday, August 14th, 2008

DC is bike crazy this week as it becomes the first major city in America to unveil a bike sharing program. A.) The bikes are really ugly and B.) I don’t even want to know what the taxpayer cost is, but it’s probably not as exorbitant as the $4 million price tag on the new Bike Station planned for Union Station, which will hold 180 bikes for the low low price of $1 a day per bike or $100 a year. It seems to me like there are already a lot of free places to park in that general area, aren’t there?

But okay. Let’s assume that they’ll take down all the street signs, parking meters, and trees around Union Station or–more likely–that they’ll make it illegal to park a bike on a street sign or parking meter there.

Part of the purpose of the bike station would be so that MARC train commuters could keep a bike at Union Station overnight for use in DC. Commuters obviously can’t leave their bikes on the very large free bike rack that’s already at Union Station. Why? Jim Sebastion of DDOT told our local ABC affiliate, “Right now, you really don’t want to leave your bike there overnight.”

Now I’ve never had a problem leaving my bike there overnight, which I’ve done often. Indeed, the only bike I’ve ever had stolen in DC was in broad daylight about 2 months ago, when I left it for no more than 20 minutes securely locked up outside a certain libertarian think tank.

But okay. I’ll buy the proposition that it’s unsafe to leave a bike at Union Station overnight.

This seems like exactly the kind of problem that could be solved by a spiffy new bike sharing program! But wait, somehow Union Station–one of the most heavily used metro stations in the city–doesn’t have a SmartBike location (but Shaw does! Go Shaw!). Peculiar.

But okay. That was probably just an oversight on someone’s part, I’m sure. Let’s move on.

Is a $4 million bike storage facility the answer? Let’s do some math: I’ll be generous and say that maybe they sell 100 spots at $100 a year and the other 80 spots all get rented twice a day, 365 days a year. That’s $68,400 a year. Heck, we’ll have that bad boy paid off in only 58 years!

Wouldn’t it be cheaper and easier to just offer the first 20,000 would-be bike thieves outside of Union Station two hundred bucks not to steal a bike? Or hell, for the bargain basement price of $2 million, I’ll sleep out there every night and scare the thieves away myself.

Sheesh.

–Mary Q. Contrarian

The Problem with Gagging Security Researchers

Thursday, August 14th, 2008

Matt Blaze, a prominent computer security researcher, writes about an unfortunate decision restraining some MIT security researchers from giving a talk about security flaws in Boston’s subway system:

The court sets a dangerous standard here, with implications well beyond MIT and Boston. It suggests that advances in security research can be suppressed for the convenience of vendors and users of flawed systems. It will, of course, backfire, with the details of the weaknesses (and their exploitation) inevitably leaking into the underground. Worse, the incident sends an insidious message to the research community: warning vendors or users before publishing a security problem is risky and invites a gag order from a court. The ironic — and terribly unfortunate — effect will be to discourage precisely the responsible behavior that the court and the MBTA seek to promote. The lesson seems to be that the students would have been better off had they simply gone ahaed without warning, effectively blindsiding the very people they were trying to help.

Quite so. Beyond the fundamental free speech point, there’s also a practical reason this was a bad decision: large bureaucracies have a tendency to be slow-moving and resistant to change. The MIT researchers identified a bunch of problems, including a number (unlocked control panels and networking closets, for example) that can be easily fixed if they’re motivated to do so. But in many cases such bureaucracies will be more focused on covering their asses than on fixing the problem. Publicly humiliating them may be the only way to spur them into addressing the problems in a timely manner. If the courts take that option away, it won’t stop the bad guys from figuring out these problems and doing bad thing with them. But it will enable complacency and ass-covering on the part of the bureaucrats who ought to be fixing these problems. And that, in turn, will mean that systems remain vulnerable longer than they would otherwise. The Electronic Frontier Foundation has pledged to appeal the ruling.

Tim Lee

Dating 2.0

Thursday, August 14th, 2008

Hey dillweed, when you agreed to be my Facebook friend after our date, did it not occur to you that I’d see your “In a Relationship” relationship status?  Is Facebook really that difficult to master?

I’m filing this in the “Alcohol” category, because you must’ve been drunk.

–Mary Q. Contrarian

Dildos and the Ninth Amendment

Thursday, August 14th, 2008

A few days ago on my own blog I wrote a post about the possibility that the Supreme Court will hear a case next term on whether states can outlaw the sale of sex toys. We currently have a circuit split on the issue, with the 5th circuit striking down a Texas ban on sex toys and the 11th circuit upholding an Alabama ban on sex toys. That usually means that the court will take the case to clear up the split and I speculated on what the outcome might be.

A reader left a comment after that post that offered such a great opportunity to educate people on the nature of the relationship between government and individual rights, and specifically about the nature of the 9th amendment and the status of unenumerated rights, that it deserves its own post. The reader began:

Yes, it’s appaling that dildos are illegal. But it’s within the powers of a government to make them so, and correct for a court to uphold a law.

Sure, it’s a matter of the government legislating “morality”, but that’s what governments do. Stealing, for instance, is illegal because it is wrong to steal.

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Does Garry Trudeau read Marginal Revolution?

Thursday, August 14th, 2008

A few weeks ago Tyler Cowen posted:

Yes I saw the counts today on the breakfast menu in New York City.  Being a silly man, who is easily prone to violating the independence of irrelevant alternatives, I immediately searched for the item with the highest calorie count (it involved butter and lobster, for breakfast).  I thought “no way will I get that” and ordered a bagel with lox and cream cheese.  Yes, I know about anchoring and behavioral economics.  Is not one equilibrium that every restaurant puts an especially high calorie item on its menu, so that people feel virtuous in ordering something else?

And that’s how, in yesterday’s Doonesbury strip, McFriendly’s restaurant sells its 2,300 calorie Wee Willy Breakfast.

For more in-depth critiques of mandated calorie counts, here’s Becker and Posner, Jacob Sullum, Carol Hart, and of course that Balko guy.

[Hat tip to Ben S. for the link.]

– Jacob Grier

Morning links for 8/14/08

Thursday, August 14th, 2008

I kick off every morning at my own blog with a collection of daily links. With Radley not here to do his usual morning round-up, I’ll cross-post them here while he’s gone.

Officer charged in taser death

The swinging sex life of Hoosiers Radley never told you about

Trick your vegetarian kids with meat spaghetti

In Britain? The new Square Mile Coffee, founded by three barista and cupping champions, is now selling beans online

Italy may legalize homemade grappa

Three-tier distribution system leads to massive, anti-consumer consolidation

Enhance your smoking experience with tips from The Stogie Guys

– Jacob Grier

Radley in the news…

Thursday, August 14th, 2008

Check out Mr. Balko getting name-checked in this Examiner editorial. Its headline says it all: “Stop using SWAT teams on civilians.” H/t M. Dunn.

– Ryan Grim

Hello, Dear Reader

Thursday, August 14th, 2008

That’s right, I’m the pseudonymous blogger who will be joining in on the fun. Surely some of you will figure out who I am in pretty short order, but please do try not to give it away; I hate my job, but I’d much rather leave on my own terms–in a blaze of glory (audio NSFW unless you’re quitting your job)–than get fired for saying something inappropriate on a blog.

So by way of introduction, I’m a former blogger who had to go underground due to a new job that crushes my soul in a new and exciting way every day. I’ve been out of the ‘sphere for awhile now, and honestly, I don’t even know what the kids are blogging about these days.

I do see that Jacob has already stolen my favorite topic, the wonderful world of tobacco control. So in retaliation, let me just leave you with this (also possibly NSFW).

– Mary Q. Contrarian

Blowback

Thursday, August 14th, 2008

Like any good late-night radio show host, I do take requests. And I had a couple folks ask me to drop in some of the Latin America section. I’ll return in a day or two to the temperance movement and can’t thank you guys enough for the comments. You caught some things that otherwise would have gotten past me and helped with some context on the movement’s motives and global reach.

One thing to remember while reading: I’m a reporter, not an academic or an expert on drug policy. So if in places I miss it pretty badly, feel free to call me out and I’ll go back and do more reporting to try to make it as accurate as possible.

On to the excerpt…

The uprising began slowly, with a several-mile march from El Alto to La Paz. It had taken thousands of cocaleros, campesinos, miners, and other protesters about a week to hike to La Paz. The miners had brought their dynamite, which they tossed here and there throughout the day. Occasionally, a bomb of serious weight rocked the city.

I had come to Bolivia to discover the impact on the country of the coca trade and American efforts against it, and I’d come just as tensions were rising. The specific issue that had galvanized these marchers was control of the country’s natural-gas resources. But it was Evo Morales, then the head of a cocalero union, who led the march. Without him and the coca growers, the protest would likely be nothing more than a marginal demonstration leading to a march around town, a few speeches, and a natural-gas law written by oil companies.

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Save Carthage!

Wednesday, August 13th, 2008

There’s not much I like about this post written by Ezra Klein’s guest blogger Harold Pollack about tobacco control, but I do admire his forthrightness:

Cato the elder ended every speech with the admonition: “And Carthage must be destroyed!” Nothing against Carthage, but Cato was right never to let anyone to forget his simple message. Anyone blogging about public health must do the same….

More than 400,000 Americans die every year, completely needlessly, from emphysema, cardiovascular diseases, lung cancer, and the rest. Obesity is trying to catch up, but tobacco remains the number one cause of avoidable death and illness in America. The carnage is equivalent to three fully-loaded jetliners crashing every day of the year.

Except for the unspoken difference that smoking is enjoyable. Millions of Americans take pleasure in it. Though I was once as reflexively anti-tobacco as anyone, I’ve since joined their number. My road to the devil weed came not through peer pressure or manipulative Joe Camel ads, but through coffee. I saw that the language my cigar smoking friends used to describe their sticks was equivalent to that my barista friends used to descibe our coffees. Origin to origin, seedstock to seedstock, darkness of wrapper to darkness of roast. Once I got over my prejudice it became obvious that many smokers weren’t just in thrall to an addictive drug, that they had discovered something worthy of attention.

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Another introduction from Michigan

Wednesday, August 13th, 2008

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Like Ed, I’m also in Michigan and honored to be blogging for Radley while he’s vacationing in Alaska. I met Radley when I first came to DC as Cato Institute intern back in 2003 and immediately became a fan of his writing. He was an encouraging voice then and the first major blogger to link to my own fledgling site, so I’m more than happy to be a guest here on the blog that helped get me started.

After a couple of internships I realized that I wasn’t ready for the office life of wearing neckties, commuting through rush hour, and using Microsoft Outlook, so I landed what I thought would be a short-term job at Murky Coffee, the DC area’s leading quality shop. This turned into an enduring love of coffee: the nuances of flavor, the differences among origins, the obsessive craft of extracting the perfect shot of espresso. That’s since carried me into bartending as well, which offers an endless range of tastes and doesn’t require setting an alarm for 4:40 in the morning. In other words, I’m good with liquids, but solid food is still a challenge (as anyone who’s peered into my kitchen cabinets can attest).

Having just finished one last attempt at a “real job,” I’ve thrown most of my stuff into storage and escaped the DC policy lifestyle. I’m driving west, most likely to Portland, OR’s booming coffee, mixology, and distillery scene. I’m currently staying with family in an island cottage just off the Upper Peninsula writing my manifesto several articles and playing with all the local dogs (Cedarville, MI doesn’t have a SWAT team yet, so the population is thriving). Within the next couple of months I hope to be settled into a new home and a new job that allows more time for culinary and political writing than I had in DC. In the meantime I’ll be posting here about alcohol, tobacco, delicious food and drink, and the many senseless restrictions on our right to enjoy them.

– Jacob Grier

Howdy

Wednesday, August 13th, 2008

Thanks for having me over, Agitators. This is my second stint as a guest blogger for Radley. The first time, I think I got up about two posts. Bloggin’, it turns out, ain’t easy. I learned that I have many fewer ideas than I thought had.

So I’m going to try something a little different here. I’m writing a book about how American culture, politics and basic economics intersect to drive drug trends — and how those drug trends then feedback and impact our culture and politics. My book is set to come out in the spring — 4/20/09; mark your calendar! — and I’m working on finishing it now. I’ll post excerpts here and any feedback you have will be incorporated — or not — into the final work. Tell me what I’m missing, where I go wrong and/or where I go too far. If you want to get me directly, I’m at ryangrim-at-gmail-dot-com.

And, of course, while Radley’s gone, also check out the blog I write for at Politico, The Crypt. 

So if this works for you guys, I’ll post another excerpt later. For now, here’s some of the historical section… 

On a Sunday in December 1873, around 70 women marched out of a Presbyterian church in Hillsboro, Ohio, led by the daughter of a former governor. “Walking two by two, the smaller ones in the front and the taller coming after, they sang more or less confidently, ‘Give to the Winds Thy Fears,’ that heartening reassurance of Divine protection now known…as the Crusade Hymn. Every day they visited the saloons and the drug stores where liquor was sold. They prayed on sawdust floors or, being denied entrance, knelt on snowy pavements before the doorways, until almost all the sellers capitulated,” writes Helen E. Tyler in Where Prayer and Purpose Meet: The WCTU Story, 1874–1949. Born out of these marches, the Woman’s Christian Temperance Union became one of the most successful lobbying organizations in American history.

Over the next four decades, the group became a media sensation, grew its ranks by more than tenfold, and spearheaded the effort to transform the personal pledge of its members “to abstain from all distilled, fermented and malt liquors” into a Constitutional mandate. By 1920, per-capita consumption in the United States was only about an eighth of what it was a century before, and only about a quarter of what it is today.

The WCTU’s slogan—”For God and Home and Native Land”—perfectly encapsulates the forces that propelled it: religion, family values, and nationalism. In the 19th-century United States, all three were in ascendance. The Second Great Awakening fostered the growth of missionary societies, preaching tours, and dayslong revival meetings. New periodicals such as Godey’s Lady’s Book, Ladies Home Journal, and Good Housekeeping described women’s duties to their nuclear families as near-religious imperatives. The War of 1812—especially Andrew Jackson’s drubbing of the British at the Battle of New Orleans—gave Americans a sense of themselves as players equal to any on the world stage and unleashed a wave of patriotic fervor. If the latter ebbed a little during the Civil War, it rose again mightily with the 1876 centennial, marked in Philadelphia with an exposition of homegrown wonders that included Charles E. Hires’ root beer, H.J. Heinz’s ketchup, and Alexander Graham Bell’s telephone.

In other words, if you had a taste for Bible-thumping, homemaking, flag-waving, and teetotaling, it was an exciting time for America. Ditto if you had a taste for cocaine or opiates.

What we think of as today’s major drugs almost all entered American culture in the mid-19th century, and all became hugely popular by the end of it. Key to their success was the demonization of beer, wine, and liquor by the WCTU, the Anti-Saloon League, and their various fellow travelers and predecessors, none of which realized something fundamental about America: that it relates to alcohol and drugs much like an addict does—with spasms of morality and sobriety followed by relapse.

Again and again in American history, use of one substance diminishes while use of another rises, due to a combination of social, political, and economic factors. A movement against a drug might spring up organically, but it’s nurtured by whatever interests it serves. The drug goes from socially acceptable to socially condemned. It often becomes illegal. Then something else takes its place.

This process was on full display in the 19th century, as the first significant surge of the temperance movement accidentally created a drug lover’s utopia.

The first European settlers of America drank, on average, three times as much alcohol as we do now, despite the reputations of our Puritan ancestors. (Colonists also smoked an enormous amount of tobacco, often a variety that contained around 15 percent nicotine—enough to cause hallucinations and a high far superior to the buzz that now comes from a Marlboro.) Unlike the WCTU, early American temperance advocates opposed, rather than drinking, drunkenness. In 1619, the Colony of Virginia banned “playing dice, cards, drunkenness, idleness, and excess in apparel.” Massachusetts Bay Colony began requiring a governor’s permit in order to sell liquor in 1633, observing that many of its people were “distempering themselves with drinke.” One unfortunate lush, a fellow named Robert Cole, was made to wear a red “D” around his neck for a year.

But the American temperance movement didn’t really get going until 1785, when Dr. Benjamin Rush, a signer of the Declaration of Independence and social reformer, wrote the first major anti-liquor treatise in U.S. history. In his Inquiry Into the Effects of Ardent Spirits Upon the Human Body and Mind, With an Account on the Means of Preventing, and of the Remedies for Curing Them, Rush pioneers the conception of alcoholism as a disease, and he still suggests Christianity, guilt, and shame as great inducements to sobriety. But he also writes of the effectiveness of cures including vegetarianism, ankle blisters, a “violent attack of an acute disease,” “an oath, taken before a magistrate, to drink no more spirits,” and “suddenly, and entirely” abstaining from liquor—perhaps with the aid of a touch of laudanum.

Unlike the teetotalers he inspired, Rush restricted his finger-wagging to the consumption of liquor. Drinks such as beer and wine, he writes, are “generally innocent, and often have a friendly influence upon health and life.” Indeed, when America’s most prominent physician was recommended by Thomas Jefferson to help prepare Meriwether Lewis and William Clark for their journey West, Rush suggested outfitting them with, among other things including 8 ounces of Turkish opium and 600 mercury-laden laxatives of his own concoction, 30 gallons of “medicinal wine”—although the doctor did admonish, “The less spirit you use the better.”

Rush suggests that the overuse of spirits leads to everything from “a puking of bile,” “a husky cough,” and “frequent and disgusting belchings” to “falsehood…fraud, theft, uncleanliness, and murder.” Liquor tears apart families, ruins fortunes, and corrupts children. “The social and imitative nature of man,” he warns, “often disposes him to adopt the most odious and destructive practices from his companions,” meaning that a drunkard begets other drunkards, until so many are about that the very nation is at risk. “Should the customs of civilized life preserve our nation from extinction…they cannot prevent our country being governed by men, chosen by intemperate and corrupted voters. From such legislators, the republic would soon be in danger.”

Likeminded men such as Jefferson and John Adams similarly wanted the nation to be built on “virtue”—a democratic society, they reasoned, requires the selfless and civilized participation of upright citizens. Shortly after the Constitution was ratified, Treasury Secretary Alexander Hamilton pushed through Congress a tax on liquor that he said was meant “more as a measure of social discipline than as a source of revenue.” (Though Hamilton also conceded that he “wanted the tax imposed to advance and secure the power of the new federal government.”) Americans, it turned out, had as much love for taxes on whiskey as they had for taxes on tea, and the levy was met on the frontier with fierce resistance. Protesters launched the Whiskey Rebellion of 1794, which had to be beaten back by George Washington.

The movement against insobriety has risen and fallen at different points in the history of this nation founded on high idealism. But whenever the American campaign against drunkenness has gathered strength, whether in the 1830s, the 1870s, or the 1980s, the call for temperance has evolved into a demand for full abstinence—zero tolerance, in today’s terms. Abraham Lincoln told a temperance organization in 1842 that Americans used to assume that problems with alcohol come from “abuse of a very good thing,” but then came to realize that the culprit is “use of a bad thing.” The WCTU still proudly displays a line from ancient Greek philosopher Xenophon on its Web site: “Temperance may be defined as: moderation in all things healthful; total abstinence from all things harmful.”

Members of various waves of the American temperance movement have distributed copies of Rush’s Inquiry, but once total abstinence became the goal, they left his kudos to beer and wine on the editing-room floor. Other positive portrayals of drinking were edited out of American history, too. An 1848 engraving of George Washington making a toast to his officers shows him holding a glass with a bottle of liquor or wine on the table. When the image was reprinted for the centennial, as the temperance movement rose, the glass was removed and the bottle was replaced with a hat.

– Ryan Grim

Introducing Myself

Wednesday, August 13th, 2008

Radley was kind enough to invite me to guest blog here at the Agitator while he and the Agitatrix take a vacation in Alaska. In addition to being jealous — I’ve long wanted to visit Alaska — I am also honored; Radley is one of my very favorite bloggers and The Agitator is one of the few blogs that is on my must-read every day list.

For those who do not know me, a brief introduction is perhaps in order. My name is Ed Brayton and I am the voice behind the blog Dispatches from the Culture Wars. I am also the co-founder and president of Michigan Citizens for Science and a Fellow with the Center for Independent Media.

Perhaps most germane to this blog, I am also the plaintiff in a FOIA lawsuit against the U.S. Trade Representative regarding the WTO settlement that the Bush administration signed with Canada, the EU and Japan over our online gambling laws. Radley has written about this issue a great deal. In fact, it was on this blog that I first read about the settlement, which may cost American consumers something on the order of tens of billions of dollars to preserve the government’s ability to prevent Americans from gambling online. I immediately filed a FOIA request for a copy of that settlement, arguing that we certainly have a right to know how much of our money the government is willing to spend to prop up their authoritarian anti-gambling scheme. The USTR denied the request, claiming that the settlement was classified for national security reasons. That being patently absurd, I appealed and was again denied. I filed a federal lawsuit, which is ongoing as we speak. My attorney filed our reply to the government’s response brief last week and we should have a ruling in the next few months. Perhaps I’ll post more about that over the next few days.

–Ed Brayton

I’m Out — Mostly

Wednesday, August 13th, 2008

I have one more Dr. Hayne-related post I’ve been working on for a few weeks that I may or may not complete on the plane today.

Otherwise, I’ll hand the site over to my esteemed co-bloggers. Next stop, Anchorage, where it’s all of 60 degrees–a nice respite from D.C., where sticky August sits down on the city like a fat, sweaty, hairy man on an inflatable kiddie swimming pool.

I hear it even snowed yesterday at Denali National Park.

Cory Maye vs. Sgt. Joseph Chavalia

Wednesday, August 13th, 2008

A comparison of what happens to frightened citizens who shoot at threats they can’t see during a drug raid vs. what happens to frightened police officers who shoot at threats they can’t see during a drug raid.

You could substitute Ryan Frederick or Derrick Foster (among others) for Cory Maye. And you could substitute Dep. Christopher Long and a whole host of others for Chavalia.

Police who make mistakes during drug raids get suspended with pay, and ultimately vindicated. Citizens who make mistakes during drug raids go to jail.

Morning Links

Wednesday, August 13th, 2008
  • I meant to blog this months ago, but last May, Esquire interviewed torture memo author John “Testicle Crusher” Yoo, and in the introduction noted that Yoo has–wait for it–a “libertarian temperament.” Are we bad at explaining what this whole liberty thing is all about?
  • UK cops break into the wrong home, leave message for owner with refrigerator magnets.
  • Coming to San Francisco: the composting police! Get your corn cobs in your coffee grinds and you’re looking at a $1,000 fine.
  • The Encyclopedia of Libertarianism has been in the works for quite a while. Looks like it goes on sale next week.
  • FCC commissioner says “fairness doctrine” could apply to the Internet. I happen to be sympathetic to Commissioner McDowell on this issue, and I’d certainly be the last one to underestimate the government’s desire to control just about everything, but this sounds a bit far fetched. I can’t even envision what an “Internet Fairness Doctrine” would look like. Would I have to hire conservative and libertarian bloggers? Would libertarians even be factored into the “fairness?” How about Greens? Nazis? Who gets to decide what ideologies get a chunk of spectrum?
  • Mississippi Innocence Project Director Tucker Carrington has been appointed to head up the state’s DNA task force, which will draw up recommendations for collecting and preserving DNA evidence. Carrington’s a terrific choice. Good on Mississippi for getting this one right.
  • The New York Times’ Timothy Egan has some nice words for our reason cover story on Nanny State cities, and some harsh words for nannyism. The comments, however, are disappointing.