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Monday, August 11th, 2008

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38 Responses to “Write Your Own Caption”

  1. #1 |  Chris in AL |  August 11th, 2008 at 8:45 am

    “Golly…What would Clinton do?”

  2. #2 |  Marty |  August 11th, 2008 at 8:54 am

    ‘Bring ‘em on! This is my rifle, this is my gun…’

  3. #3 |  Mike Leatherwood |  August 11th, 2008 at 9:01 am

    Viva Viagra!

  4. #4 |  Sithmonkey |  August 11th, 2008 at 9:11 am

    “It’s good to be the King”

    or

    “Where’s mah recordification deevise?!

  5. #5 |  Ben G. |  August 11th, 2008 at 9:37 am

    That secret service agent with the shaved head needs to order his shirts one size bigger.

  6. #6 |  Dave Krueger |  August 11th, 2008 at 9:54 am

    I can’t comment on this. It hits too close to home.

  7. #7 |  James J. B. |  August 11th, 2008 at 10:13 am

    “Ya know…I used to get kicked out of playgrounds for this back in texas…heh heh heh”

  8. #8 |  Exiled in Detroit |  August 11th, 2008 at 10:30 am

    “Hey pretty lady, by chance did you produce videos for John Edwards’ campaign?”

  9. #9 |  ktc2 |  August 11th, 2008 at 10:38 am

    Mission Accomplished! Presidential wood.

  10. #10 |  Jon H |  August 11th, 2008 at 10:39 am

    1. When did Rodney Dangerfield become President?

    2. What’s in the bottle? Water, vodka, or gin?

    (What you can’t see in that photo is a bunch of scabs on his right elbow. Another segway accident? Another battle lost against the pretzel?)

  11. #11 |  Nando |  August 11th, 2008 at 10:46 am

    “The view here in China is much better than the one at home!”

  12. #12 |  Simon |  August 11th, 2008 at 10:48 am

    “heheh, skidmarks”

  13. #13 |  Luke |  August 11th, 2008 at 10:56 am

    “Are you on the phone with al-Qaeda? ‘Cuz I’d love to tap that!”

  14. #14 |  Rich |  August 11th, 2008 at 10:56 am

    Weapon of Ass Perception

  15. #15 |  iddqd |  August 11th, 2008 at 10:58 am

    I wonder if there’s oil in there?

  16. #16 |  Josh |  August 11th, 2008 at 11:15 am

    A Nice Ass & A Sweaty Bush

  17. #17 |  roy |  August 11th, 2008 at 11:41 am

    Eminent Domain!

  18. #18 |  Jozef |  August 11th, 2008 at 12:02 pm

    “The Leader of the Free World(TM) hard at work drafting an appropriate response to Russian aggression against Georgia.”

  19. #19 |  MacK |  August 11th, 2008 at 12:04 pm

    In a Texas drawl imitation of Austin powers.
    Yea baby!

  20. #20 |  j.d. |  August 11th, 2008 at 12:23 pm

    “i’m a weapon of ass destruction”

  21. #21 |  TomMil |  August 11th, 2008 at 12:46 pm

    “Mommy?!”

  22. #22 |  Rick Caldwell |  August 11th, 2008 at 12:59 pm

    Drill here, drill now.

  23. #23 |  bud |  August 11th, 2008 at 1:23 pm

    The anti-me blogs are going to have a ball with this, but what the hell – they’re just jealous.

  24. #24 |  Judi |  August 11th, 2008 at 3:19 pm

    “We’ll we have looked everywhere ELSE for Bin Laden!”

  25. #25 |  bob |  August 11th, 2008 at 3:57 pm

    After reading all these really brilliant captions I can’t think of anything to add.

    You guys really crack me up.

  26. #26 |  roy |  August 11th, 2008 at 4:01 pm

    I hope her husband is a Republican.

  27. #27 |  Rick Caldwell |  August 11th, 2008 at 4:43 pm

    On a related note…

  28. #28 |  Andrew Williams |  August 11th, 2008 at 8:47 pm

    Duh…wo-man pre-tty. Me want! Me want!

  29. #29 |  deadcenter |  August 11th, 2008 at 10:16 pm

    That’s the worst case of hemerroids I’ve ever seen…

  30. #30 |  Andrew Williams |  August 12th, 2008 at 12:30 am

    Dude, I can totally have that!

  31. #31 |  xyz123 |  August 12th, 2008 at 1:57 am

    “yeeeeeeHAWWWW!!!”

  32. #32 |  Kevin S. |  August 12th, 2008 at 10:57 am

    “I fart in your general direction.”

  33. #33 |  Russ 2000 |  August 12th, 2008 at 3:13 pm

    Might have something to do with the fact that libertarian men generally act like morons around women.

  34. #34 |  MJ |  August 12th, 2008 at 5:47 pm

    Mr. Bush meet Ms. Bush.

  35. #35 |  Andrew Williams |  August 12th, 2008 at 6:21 pm

    In other news, President Bush revealed today that he will be divorcing his wife Laura and marrying volleyball superstar Mia Hamm…in his dreams.

  36. #36 |  shawn |  August 13th, 2008 at 8:27 am

    It is time to get nuk-u-lar on that ass!

  37. #37 |  Bill |  August 14th, 2008 at 12:33 am

    I feel a massive surge coming on.

  38. #38 |  Sara |  August 23rd, 2008 at 7:56 pm

    Can I play on your team?

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