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Gob Bluth Unavailable for Comment
Tuesday, July 29th, 2008Two German police officers responding to a complaint about loud party noise on Saturday night were met with cheers and applause from the guests who mistook them for male strippers.
“A young woman was giving a party and there seems to have been some confusion initially because the partygoers thought the two officers were a strip act,” a spokesman for the police in the south-western town of Simmern told SPIEGEL ONLINE on Monday.
Male strippers often dress as policemen and the line “We’ve been called to investigate a disturbance” can serve as a cue for them to discard their uniforms and perform an erotic dance.
Not this time though. “The misunderstanding was swiftly resolved and calm was restored,” the spokesman said. “And there was no theft of any parts of the uniforms.”
“What? Oh, no! It’s the cops! Oh! And a construction worker!”
“Officer Mitchell… I thought you said you didn’t want to come back here tonight!”
The fact that they had donuts, and no bulge should have been a dead give away.
Hasn’t that been on an episode of just about every sitcom ever put on American television?
The Onion:
“Seriously, Ladies, There Have Been Noise Complaints”
Jesus. More real-life Reno911.
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