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Flesh Wounds and Potty Jokes

Wednesday, June 18th, 2008

Two gems from the brilliant time-sucker site Graph Jam:

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9 Responses to “Flesh Wounds and Potty Jokes”

  1. #1 |  JDC |  June 18th, 2008 at 1:39 pm

    I think these are both wrong. The Black Knight offers a draw after all four limbs are lost so he’s less tenacious than when trying to bleed on Arthur. And waiting for a urinal that doesn’t require penis-glimpsing and shoulder-touching is strictly amateur hour. You’ve lost all your ManPoints by tacitly admitting you can’t pee next to another man. No, the pro pisser covertly surveys the situation upon entering. If no acceptable urinals are available, he PRETENDS TO WASH HIS HANDS and then leaves entirely. (There used to be a flash game of urinal selection but I cannot find it.)

  2. #2 |  bcg |  June 18th, 2008 at 2:23 pm

    I thought Arthur offered the draw?

  3. #3 |  jwh |  June 18th, 2008 at 2:28 pm

    ManPoints, JDC?

    At best, the urinal graph is incomplete, because in all the restrooms I’ve been in, the waterclosets get filled up before the 2nd & 4th urinal

  4. #4 |  Eric Berlin |  June 18th, 2008 at 3:24 pm

    These are great… you might enjoy the puzzle I was inspired to create out of various GraphJam submissions.

  5. #5 |  buzz |  June 18th, 2008 at 6:05 pm

    Yeah, but try to explain it to a woman. Speaking of women though, imagine the worst mens restroom you have seen in a bar and multiply it by ten. That is the womans restroom in the same bar.

  6. #6 |  dsmallwood |  June 18th, 2008 at 9:41 pm

    still hard to beat the “percentages of boys brought to the yard by respective milkshakes”

    that was so much easier to understand in graph form

  7. #7 |  Brett |  June 18th, 2008 at 11:27 pm

    Hey, this is unrelated (and I’m sure you’re aware of it already), but NPR has actually been covering forfeiture this week. It’s nice to see it breaking into the mainstream media…

    http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=91555835&ft=1&f=1001

    http://m.npr.org/news.jsp?key=397581&rc=ne&p=0

  8. #8 |  Guido |  June 19th, 2008 at 2:53 pm

    Men’s Urinal Game:

    http://gamescene.com/The_Urinal_Game_game.html

    No, I’m not working today. lol.

  9. #9 |  Andrew Williams |  June 20th, 2008 at 2:40 am

    Black Knight: (now limbless) All right, we’ll call it a draw.

    ARTHUR and PATSY exit

    BK: Oh, running away, eh? You yellow bastard!

    At least, that’s how I remember it. So the chart is right and wrong.

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