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I Blame Gay Marriage!

Tuesday, May 13th, 2008

…for seal-on-penguin rape.

Had those liberal hippies in Massachusetts not sanctioned gay marriage, we wouldn’t have this outbreak of inter-species copulation.

Also, I would support the idea of a sex offender list for wildlife.

Thanks to Jacob Grier for the link.

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10 Responses to “I Blame Gay Marriage!”

  1. #1 |  Chris Berez |  May 13th, 2008 at 3:32 pm

    Does laughing at that article make me a bad person? Because, to be honest, I laughed pretty hard.

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  2. #2 |  Zeb |  May 13th, 2008 at 3:53 pm

    So, is this the fluffy kitten story people were asking for earlier?

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  3. #3 |  Suetonius |  May 13th, 2008 at 4:16 pm

    Cameraman’s wife: So, what’d you do today honey?

    Cameraman: I spent 45 minutes watching a seal rape a penguin.

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  4. #4 |  MassHole |  May 13th, 2008 at 5:18 pm

    Somewhere…Rick Santorum sheds a tear.

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  5. #5 |  buzz |  May 13th, 2008 at 6:01 pm

    sigh. If you READ the article you will see it was an unsuccessful rape. And it could have been gay attempted rape as the sex of the penguin was undetermined. I hope it was an adult penguin.

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  6. #6 |  Jet |  May 13th, 2008 at 6:34 pm

    If the penguin was a juvenile, can they still get the seal for statutory rape, even though he didn’t actually DTD?

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  7. #7 |  Matt |  May 13th, 2008 at 6:48 pm

    What’s even worse is that representatives from Pixar are reportedly attempting to secure the movie rights…

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  8. #8 |  PJ Doland |  May 13th, 2008 at 7:26 pm

    Maybe “seal-on-penguin” will become the new “man-on-dog.”

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  9. #9 |  UCrawford |  May 14th, 2008 at 8:39 am

    More like the new “elephant-on-pig” judging by the disparity in size.

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  10. #10 |  Laughingdog |  May 14th, 2008 at 11:41 am

    Are you daft? Obviously this is caused by global warming, not gay marriage. If this was caused by gay marriage, the seal would have obviously sought out a “queen penguin”. :)

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