Comments on: Forrest Wept

By: Nick T

Nick T — Tue, 13 May 2008 20:15:14 +0000

This is my favorite part:

“If James can have a Ping-Pong table out front, then why shouldn’t Gold’s Gym have exercise equipment out on the sidewalk and call it an advertisement?”

Worst. Rhetorical. Question. Ever.

By: absenceofsomething

absenceofsomething — Tue, 13 May 2008 13:10:40 +0000

Say what you like about communist china, if theres one thing they do well, it’s street ping pong. and street snooker. and street gambling.

By: the friendly grizzly

the friendly grizzly — Mon, 12 May 2008 23:51:45 +0000

What’s to bet this clown holds office in his condo association or the local home owner’s group?

By: Andrew Williams

Andrew Williams — Mon, 12 May 2008 23:27:20 +0000

“The mark of a hardcore shit is that he has to be RIGHT. He is always minding other people’s business because he has no business of his own to mind.”–William S. Burroughs

This story has Stephen Colbert all over it. I hope he sees it and makes this hairpin his “Alpha Dog of the Week.”

By: Frank

Frank — Mon, 12 May 2008 21:45:38 +0000

He doesn’t need a blowjob, he needs a visit from the Ping Pong Mafia. A couple of titanium drill bits in his kneecaps would alter his attitude quite nicely.

By: Frank

Frank — Mon, 12 May 2008 21:43:13 +0000

In days gone by, people like this asstard received an invitation to leave town, liberally coated in tar and feathers.

It is time for this tradition to return.

By: hexag1

hexag1 — Mon, 12 May 2008 21:20:52 +0000

in the book, Forrest Gump goes to the moon, lands in the jungle, and becomes a world champion chess player.

By: ZappaCrappa

ZappaCrappa — Mon, 12 May 2008 20:11:09 +0000

I guess I’m one of the lucky ones who never moved much past ping-pong…unless you count “beer” pong. I do have a friend who started with a ping pong table and ended up with an air hockey table AND a Fooseball table. We tried an intervention but it was too late. Last I heard, he was looking to put in a pool table. Another young life thrown away…..

By: Sithmonkey

Sithmonkey — Mon, 12 May 2008 19:27:41 +0000

Ping-Pong tables are the gateway furniture to air hockey tables…

By: Chris in AL

Chris in AL — Mon, 12 May 2008 18:54:47 +0000

I for one am glad. An un-permitted ping pong table raped my sister.

I don’t like to talk about it.

By: ZappaCrappa

ZappaCrappa — Mon, 12 May 2008 18:43:01 +0000

Another case of over-the top “do-goodery.” I can’t even imagine having that asshat for a neighbor. People who perceive themselves to be the self-appointed “do-goodery” champions of the rest of us fills me with an over-whelming desire to put a foot up their collective asses.

As an aside….how many actual friends do you think this guy has? My guess…0…unless you count his computer and his goldfish.

By: Tybalt

Tybalt — Mon, 12 May 2008 18:25:54 +0000

Read the Fountainhead/ Atlas Shrugged

I did, but I didn’t find any blowjobs, despite what you might think from the title “Fountainhead”.

By: john

john — Mon, 12 May 2008 18:13:30 +0000

Read the Fountainhead/ Atlas Shrugged

By: Sithmonkey

Sithmonkey — Mon, 12 May 2008 18:13:14 +0000

To shamelessly rip off Adrian Cronauer:

That man in more dire need of a blowjob than any white man in history.

By: CitizenNothing

CitizenNothing — Mon, 12 May 2008 18:08:42 +0000

Any way I look at it, this is complete nonsense. What is it that drives people to want to rule the lives of others so completely?

Reread 1984

By: Nathan

Nathan — Mon, 12 May 2008 17:49:53 +0000

Any way I look at it, this is complete nonsense. What is it that drives people to want to rule the lives of others so completely?