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Friday, January 11th, 2008- ‘Scuse me. Ma’am? I’m going to have to take a look at your sweater puppies.
- This is really amazing news.
- I feel bad for the victims of Hurricane Katrina. Really, I do. But $3 quadrillion? Points for ambition, I guess.
- If you live south of the Mason-Dixon line, for goodness sake, don’t give your kid the middle name “Wayne.”
- Wikipedia’s lamest edit wars.
Yikes, there are a lot of “Waynes” here in Texas…..
$3 quadrillion, that’s funny. Might as well say one bazillion.
I feel bad for people in New Orleans too, but let’s get real. It is a city that is below level and sinking and sea levels are rising. It’s going to flood. Though maybe with $3 quadrillion they could raise the whole place up 100 feet. And rebuild the delta.
Aim for Saturn, negotiate down to Jupiter.
100 feet? Pshaw. With $3 quadrillion in pennies, spread out and stacked properly, they could raise the whole place up to the moon.
disclaimer: I didn’t do the math, maybe they’d make it to Mars.
The Alzheimer’s news is fantastic. I lost my grandfather and great uncle to the disease and I know that my father and I are heading to the same fate without some cure. This gives me so much hope and makes me unbearably sad at the same time. I wish that this could have been found eighteen months ago.
*sigh*
Naturally there’s a libertarian edit war.
They left one out: John Wayne Bobbitt.
How on eart could a Chihuahua be worth $1,600?
Does it crap gold nuggets?
She would have gotten away with it, too…but then her bosom barked.
Mike: if the owner valued the annoyance-”value” of a chihuahua, he’s selling short!
Chihuahuas are very nervous dogs, they shake a lot. The “dog” in question may have been one of that rare subspecies that is born with high levels of seize-ium in the bloodstream. This causes the dog to vibrate at a precise frequency, thus enabling it to work as a timing device for laboratories and research centers.
What is this crap about Don,t name your kid Wayne if you live below the Mason Dixon line. If you read that list every area of the US ans some foriegn countries were resented. Radley are you bigoted against Southerners? IF so is it against all SOutherners aer just the white ones or just the black ones?