Local authorities have now confirmed that Shaquille O’Neal was present at the botched SWAT raid on an innocent family.

Must’ve been a really dangerous suspect, eh? Or perhaps I’m wrong. Perhaps this wasn’t a vanity mission. Maybe Shaq really is well-trained in paramilitary tactics, and despite being 7′1”, 325, is quite swift and agile.

I just hope his aim with an MP5 is better than his aim at the free throw line.

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