I’ve been hanging out with kids all weekend. My insult engine is stuck on idle. But I do wish a non-fatal, but particularly embarassing venereal disease upon him. Here’s why:

I have filed a Complaint in a lawsuit against The Walt Disney Company, Vulcan, Inc. and Viacom Inc. seeking to recover money lost by players in the fantasy sports leagues sponsored and operated by various subsidiaries of those companies.

Players pay $1-1/2 Billion dollars a year to play in these leagues, which the operators contend do not violate most state anti-gambling laws because they involve contests of skill. However, the contests are games of chance because outcome is primarily determined based on the ever-present human element involved.

You can read more about Chuck Humphrey’s assface lawsuit here. Me, I hope he loses his sense of taste. In a just world, stupid people like Chuck Humprhey would never get to taste pie. I hate you, Chuck Humphrey.

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