Pat Robertson’s Tears Cure Cancer. Too Bad Pat Robertson Never Cries.

Tuesday, May 23rd, 2006

Last month, we learned that Madeline Albright can leg-press 400 pounds. This month, we learn that Pat Robertson can leg-press…um….2,000!

A Sports Illustrated columnist notes that the Florida State football record for leg-press is a mere 665 1,335 pounds.

Which means that either Pat Robertson is telling a fib to sell his delicious protein shakes, or Jesus is spotting him.

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