Taxpayers Give Government a Handjob. Literally.

Monday, February 13th, 2006

Police in Spottsylvania County, Virginia are apparently helping themselves to the services of prostitutes as part of their undercover intvestigtation into local massage parlors. The local sheriff insists that ejaculation is necessary to secure charges against the women his boys are investigating.

Riiiiiight.

This is the kind of absurdity you wade into when you spend taxpayer dollars to fight crimes that take no victims. Because consensual crimes take no real victims, there’s no one to report the crime. So police have to engage in sleazy undercover tactics to “protect” the public. It invites not only slimy scenarios like this one, but entrapment and rampant corruption.

And for what? To prevent two mutually consenting adults from exchanging money and services.

Sleep safe, Spottsylvania Countians. Given that your law enforcement officials are using your tax dollars to procure happy endings, you can assume that all theft, burglary, assault, and larceny in the area has been erradicated.

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