While perusing my logs this morning, I noticed a fair amount of traffic yesterday from the Democratic Underground. Intrigued, I clicked over and found this post.

Apparently, someone was looking for old pictures of Ann Coulter. In jest, one poster found a photo of me and my dog, captioned “Ann and her college sweetheart,” and posted it to the forum.

Thing is, I can’t figure out if the joke is that Ann is a dog, or that Ann looks like a man and dates dogs. That is, I’m not sure if the joke is that I am Ann, or that my dog is Ann.

Either way, we’re both offended. I suppose there are a few similarities. My dog likes red meat, too. And both Harper and Ann Coulter defecate in public, though Harper expels feces from her anus, and Coulter expels it from her mouth. Another similarity would be that Harper spends a lot of time sniffing her own ass, which would be a pretty apt metaphorical description of Ann Coulter’s career in political punditry.

But Harper is much more interesting than Ann. In that she occasionally eats live bugs she finds around the house, she’s also more useful. Also, Harper hates Bill Maher.

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