Steven Seagal is pitching a new energy drink. He might want to fire his ad copy writer. Among the drink’s selling points:

100% Pure Steven Seagal Juice!

and,

…you still get a powerful bolt of energy delivered into your body that Steven Seagal precisely blended for lasting maximum performance!

And then there’s this:

David Copperfield says he plans to impregnate a girl on stage - without even touching her.

Speaking to German magazine Galore, the illusionist rejected the theory that there were only seven different kinds of magic tricks.

He said: “Bull s**t! There is a great deal of new territory to conquer. In my next show I’m going to make a girl pregnant on stage.”

He added: “Naturally it will be without sex. Everyone will be happy about it, but I’m not telling you any more.”

ESPN’s Dan Patrick quipped on his radio show, “Isn’t that similar to the arrangement he had with Claudia Schiffler?”

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